Commuting To The Bit. Yeah Ill Be There In About 40 Minutes Just Keep Stalling

everyone always asks "where did you get that information" and "why are you covered in blood" but nobody ever asks how was the time loop was the time loop fun it looked fun

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near…

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

The names Practice

one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave

how lucky am i that i get to suffer in this world

I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.