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Status update: might just buy everything in five below

theory: bill cipher doesn't think men are real. source: he seems to dislike the male characters in GF. in your fanfic, bill also puts finger quotes around "men" in that one mall chapter. coincidence much? i'm telling you, he doesn't think men are real. bill only uses he/him pronouns to mock this fake human gender.

new funniest theory

[[CW: 2024 election, Trump and immigration]]

I'm sorry for disappearing, I had a personal medical emergency. But I'm back, but probably not for long, as I was a USA citizen, and must flee to another country because that bigoted cheeto will be elected soon. I am prayer from the bottom of my dead atheistic heart that more people can run as well. Unfortunately I'm a minor (not revealing my age but only slightly under 18) and this mean I'll be running away from home, which I still bad about doing even if my gaurdians are Republicans. Please donate to others and help your fellow human. If I'm able to set a bank account without the help of them I will find my way. And to those in my situation, don't give up, help will come, the world is still good.

Okay but this is a sign

B R E A D

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

oh i get it now! what happened fundamentally and irrevocably changed me forever

dayshit at fredbear’s

Don't invoke Bex's name if you don't know what she'll let me do.

You are an alien assassin tasked with killing the human ambassador. Only to find out all your poisons like caffeine, chocolate, capsaicin, tabacco mint etc. Don’t work