What If We Roasted Marshmallows In The Stupidest Way Ever

When Raph started getting too big and too heavy, he had to stop skateboarding.

The skateboards they were able to get/fix couldn't hold his weight, he kept snapping them.

He tried to act like he just wanted to do other things but he was actually devastated.

Leo noticed this and made an epic plan(his words)

Leo got Donnie to hand make a reinforced skateboard for Raph and got Mikey to paint and decorate it.

Raph loved it.

(the stimming doesn’t count)

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Promises & teddy bears!!!

He didn’t let them sign up for Demolition Derby with the BattleShell

Retaliation:

(dj khaled voice) and another one

chapter five from “a tale of spirits” by @unorthodoxx-page

Keep reading

Always Cowabunga in The Apocalypse

Cole: "quick animal fact: most sharks do not attend church"

[Cole and Kai giggle]

Jay: "quick animal fact: birds can be funny"

Kai: "even quicker animal fact: monkeys like banana"

Cole: "shit, that is a good fact"

Cole: "quickest animal fact: monkeys live."

[Kai and Jay wheeze]

Kai: "most monkeys live"

[they all laugh, wheeze and cough]

Jay: "some monke alive"

[they die laughing like dumbasses]

okay i've been drawing a bunch of very fast daily comics lately (with @carpisuns and sometimes other friends join in too). It's been REALLY FUN!

I've handpicked the stand-alone marichat ones, here:

His turtle is showing 🐢

Keep reading