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i have suffered less than christ but have complained way more abt it
i dont even care if a bigfoot comes up to my tent or walks in front of my car at this point like i have my own problems
Men be fighting demons and it's just bisexuality.
ive never done anything wrong so if you dont like me its probably because youve got an impure heart
everybody get out of this grocery store i need some time alone
Imaginr if there were Two women with something Gay & Weird going on
are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.
your honor my client is guilty can i get another one
"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
your found family fucking bit me
your honor i was just furthering the plot
mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust
sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
i would make such a beautiful dead bird on the sidewalk
GUARDS!! console me
Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re
our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard
"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off
i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running
yeah i'm a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we're in this mess
are you obsessed with me? were you obsessed with me? will you be obsessed with me? when will you be obsessed with me?
i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else
look. one of the best feelings in the world is a good, bone-deep cackle. it's important to cackle, with a zest for life and love of wickedness in your heart.
You're not rotten work. Not to me. But i will be to you so watch out
how have you been doing healing from your abandonment issues?
lately i’ve been killing people
“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!
I support women's rights but also women's decades long revenge plots
babe pay attention i have boobs to show you