Baja-blasters - Captain Howzer

The nerd gets pouches on every single limb of his body and no one bats an eye, but I get a hard time for a little extra utility after losing everything?

Seems fair.

(Nice artwork by the way.)

Sir Howzer, the Haunted.

Rex: Howzer, how many mags are you gonna carry? Howzer: YES

as a little birthday gift to myself and one last drawing before new years i decided to draw howzer my beloved <3

Do you have a thing for Twi'leks?

If by "thing" you mean a deep respect and enduring gratitude, then yes.

Captain of my heart 🥰 you're too precious

🐾boop

Hi Captain! So… 💍?

(to me?)

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

Hard to say when it's anonymous. 😉

I'm not really sure I've got what it takes, to be honest. It's kind of an entirely different world.

🫡

Howzer has gotten even hotter since the last time we saw him. The man is carrying the entire season on his back and serving looks

If you were to choose a different style than your insanely sexy haircut, what would you go for?

A mullet.

😳

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

Maybe someone thought you could use a reminder.

What kind of man is Howzer? 1000 word minimum MLA format due in an hour.

FIRST OF ALL, I opened this at 6am my time. Closed it, laid back down in bed... and my mind immediately started racing with a thesis, concrete details, and commentary.

Then I thought, "No one would read that... And you have so much to do this week... And writing time should be spent on the Hunter fic anyway... And that'd be a silly waste of time... And I think anon was joking..."

So, without further ado...

The body has a word count of 1124, and the entire work is available also in photographic form for those who are opposed to clicking a link. 😉

I expect compensation for this. 😉