Hey Universe I Need SOMETHING ASAP

dear apparently extant people who are calling Aziraphale and Crowley queerbaiting:

If one of them had been a woman, there would be no question from ANYONE that they’re in love

there is not a single solitary “no homo” moment - p much every instance of queerbaiting will have at least one

ok so they didn’t kiss?  like… this wasn’t a ROMANTIC COMEDY, y’all, the romance was a subplot and a very pointedly done one.  They added OODLES of content between the two of them that wasn’t in the books, that - if it were, again, a straight couple - would be heralded as “clearly the development of a romance”, and on top of that why do angels and demons have to be sexual to be romantic?  Like, fuck off with that.

just because they call each other “best friends” does not mean their relationship is 100% platonic holy shit your idea of relationships is actually scaring me, my wife is my Best Fucking Friend, and yeah sure I would call her my wife before calling her my best friend, but I also haven’t spent 6,000 years pretending to everyone but her that I wasn’t even FRIENDS with her, let alone in love with her, so maybe you can take into consideration the fact that acknowledging the friendship was just as - if not moreso - important as the fact they’re in love, given context?

I just.

What the fuck show did you WATCH????

Damn I can't wait

You decide to check out that kinn porsche show after spotting the gifs on your dash and four months later you’re knee deep in Gay Bangkok Bridge, Stairs of Death, lays and seaweed crisps product placement, architecture and engineering as the only two options in university, wet towel on head is the best medicine, rhapsodising over fan service, head pats and little hoop earrings in the left ear…

You know, all that shit that your brain makes up every now and then

That you're uncapable of change

That you're just pretending

That you are worthless

That you're wasting time

That in the future you will be so sorry for what you did or didn't do

Trying to shut it doesn't help. You need to face all that crap - slam the door and say:"Bring it on, bitch!"

And then

Take all the skill you have in debating

And destroy the annoying fucker

Not literally though, you kind of need it to live

No I don’t take criticism

Yes Emily was my manic pixie dream girl but Shane is my Sad Boi Husband

I probably should start writing something here, really

How do you call a sexuality when most of the time when you see an attractive person you feel too tired to be attracted to them?

I love how the whole Stranger things fandom unanimously agreed that Alexei deserved better

Bisexual Bingo!

GMMTV really decided to produce a show which on the surface level is about messy queers fucking the brains out of each other but on the deeper level is really about the power dynamics in queer relationships and how important having control is for so many people

it's the way Top is used to having the upper hand, but in his new relationship it's Mew who has control

it's the way Sand is so afraid of losing control over his own emotions in his relationship with Ray, but he's bound to catch feelings, we all know it

it's the way Boston doesn't get attached to anyone but loses control in his pursuit of Top

it's all about who's got the power, who protected their heart the best