Latest Posts by caapii - Page 2

Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers

i'm sorry you have to be dumb as hell to think porn invented misogyny. misogynistic tropes in porn are just reflective of a misogynistic society. a man doesn't watch porn and turn into a misogynist. you could go your whole life not watching porn and still develop an opinion like "women are sex objects" or feel that you're entitled to sex without consent just from what you see and hear from others. this seems like a simple concept to grasp if you describe yourself as a leftist?

Becoming a woman raises thought-provoking, interesting and cutting questions like "What if your hair was in your face all of the time"

Oh yeah, she deserved that Oscar bad

i went to i love you island

If you were a boy who wore a swim shirt every time you were swimming and got teased for how you refused to take it off even though even you couldn't really explain why, how's being a girl?

Puckicho can you draw an intersex flag from memory without google

who was the guy who said every indie game is named either "empoisoned" or "swumbles big jumble" . i swear this is a real thing someone said

worst legacy of millennial culture is the genre of song that calls you 'dear' or 'darling' in the first 10 seconds and then starts narrating some tim burton situation while a clockwork type of bitch plays baby's first arpeggios on an upright piano in the background

is that person actually "demanding emotional labour" from you or did you follow one shitty therapist on twitter

[Smile widely and give him a thumbs up.]

original image inspo! and thumbnails for my bad memory hehe

im on an eavesdropping diet. i eaves food and i drop it

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?

going to the convenience store spending half an hour in the snack aisle imagining eating some of them in great detail then going home empty-handed

allow me to advocate for the continued existence of cars for but a moment. What else would dragons fuck when they become real?

honestly it's incredibly disrespectful that i'm not waking up and getting one million kisses

Say thank you to people who make free stuff you can use however. Thank you repeating pattern artists, thank you texture artists, thank you background artists, thank you royalty free music artists, thank you font designers, thank you thank you thank you mwah mwah mwah

Number 1 Victim

I sell t shirts and prints here :)