Fuck Off It's Not A Collar It's To Hide My Decapitation Scar. My Head Will Literally Fall Off If You

Writing is not about 'telling an epic story' or 'making something that will outlive you'. Writing is about going "You know what would be fucking awesome?" and then committing word crimes

I love when information revealed at the end of a story recontextualizes something said or done at the beginning. Like yes queen make the story a loop let the story keep developing even though the book is closed and the credits are rolling. The story never ends it just starts over.

Talking to people about your characters really is a game changer. You'll start saying things about them you didn't even know you knew.

you can always count on me to put the lust in bloodlust

babe are u okay? ur shaking in fear bc im holding you at knifepoint instead of falling in love with me like i planned

the only problem with scythes as a weapon is that you can't design one without some joyless realist deciding it's their duty to remind you how impractical they would actually be in combat. it's always "but a scythe would be useless in a real battle!!1!" and never How was the scythe the scythe looked fun it was fun.

no google docs you don't understand this is a sexy, necessary grammar mistake

writers can have a little italicised oh. as a treat

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism