Controversial Food Opinion #2:

Math problem

GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

belly of the beast

He's gonna break it

So...did u get deja vu?

going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.

I'm curious--how do you guys go about creating your OCs?

Controversial food opinion #7:

The filet-o-fish from McDonald’s is actually not that bad

he’d forgotten how much he missed that smile.