Are You Easily Clockable As Queer

when he said "atta boy" to agent zero my dick was so hard that i had to wait a solid 20 minutes before hitting play again

save me lumberjack logan howlett, save ME!!!!!!

what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

like. imagine seeing your sibling at 18. and then not seeing them again until you’re 28. and then not seeing them again until you’re both 58. but you’re identical twins so every time you look in the mirror you wonder if this is what they would’ve looked like.

imagine never needing glasses but your brother did, and then in your adulthood your eyes get worse and you suddenly need glasses and you pick out the same frames your brother wore.

imagine always protecting your brother growing up cause he was different and kids picked on him. but you always protected him. and then you have a falling out and neither of you speak for years, and then finding out that in those years you didn’t speak, he was being isolated and tortured by a monster and didn’t think you’d come if he called. but then he calls and you go. and his house has blood on the floor in every room and writing on the walls and his journal devolves into paranoid ramblings. and you can’t protect him because you showed up and he got ripped away. and you can’t even ask him what the writing or the blood or the state of the house means because he’s gone. and you don’t have a penny to your name so you have to clean the blood up yourself and fix the house and live there. so you board up his room.

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

i think waiting together is a love language. wait for the train with me, so we can talk a little longer. wait for dinner with me, we can slow dance in the kitchen. wait for me until i can talk after crying my eyes out, hold me, we will figure it out. wait for me when it gets rough, i know i can get through this (with you). wait for me in the car, this song is too good to not finish listening to it. wait for the first snow with me, cold red noses and bright eyes. lets wait for each other, i love you.

started watching severance . im on ep2 and damn

you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you

poolverine is actually hilarious if you think about it. take wolverine, the man who is used as a weapon all his life, who is doomed to witness every single death of his loved ones, meeting the maybe the only man who is equally as doomed as him in the favors of immortality, who spent his life trying to make a use of himself, make himself important, when being important was a curse who only brought pain to wolverine.