I Just Figured Out How To Change The Colour And Font

One time I was pooping and pushed really hard and the lower half of my body went numb and I puked

When you download a compressed file and have to unzip it's slutty little file pants

I got the chronically online award

Why does he look so submissive here

GAAAAGGHHHHHHHHH AAHAHHHHHHH SOMEONE WAKE ME UP

I definitely have no chance but I met the finest man the other day dear LORD

"I can direct you to his house from here"

"How about you suck my balls from his house to here"

Bro 😭

In drivers ed and the instructor heard the car make a weird noise and got really concerned.. it was my stomach growling

Currently walking home covered in blood and dressed as John Egbert. Happy 4/13

The way I've been thinking about the hunger games all day after forgetting about it for 7 years