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Theres so much to talk about in this episode, Luna unabashedly call Blitz dad MULTIPLE times, Blitz looking at his family in his last moments and smiling because he's NOT going to die alone. THE MOST FUCKING ROM-COM ESC LOVE PROCLAIMATION THAT STOLAS WANTED BUT DID HE REALLY WANT THIS? The fact that there was NO hesitation in Stolas from the moment he saw Blitz on TV to him literally jumping in front of the ax for him, Vassago being the only one not singing along Satan, Stolas' FIRST thought after his punishment being Via, this being Stolas' first time in Blitz's apartment AND THE PARALLELS

Yeah, I see a lot of shark positivity posts on my dash these days and I really appreciate that. But I think something is being left out of the message so I’m just gonna say that:

YES, Sharks are not bloodthirsty monsters. They only do what they do because they are instinctively driven to do so.

NO, sharks are not your friends. They are not sea-puppies, gentle babies, or whatever BS anthropomorphic “cute” term you want to use to describe them.

YES, you are more likely to be killed by falling coconuts and any number of improbable circumstances than you are to be killed by a shark attack,

NO, sharks are not “harmless”. They are apex predators of their habitats and deserve to be treated with the same respect that you would give to a wild lion, bear, or wolf. JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LIKELY TO ATTACK YOU DOES NOT MEAN THAT THEY WON’T. ACCIDENTS CAN ALWAYS HAPPEN, AND A SHARK’S PATIENCE IS NOT LIMITLESS.

YES, you should take every precaution to prevent a shark from “test-biting” you.

NO, a test-bite is not just a harmless consequence of shark curiosity. A TEST-BITE CAN KILL YOU. Just because sharks generally release people after the first nip and don’t make any effort to eat them does not mean that the bite is somehow any less deadly. You will bleed out in the water if the wound is bad enough.

YES, sharks are endangered and unfairly demonised and worthy of our support.

NO, that does not mean that anthropomorphising them and spreading false information is okay. 

Please support sharks, but please, for the love of god, give them the respect they deserve when you do so. YOU ARE NOT HELPING THEM BY ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO SWIM RIGHT INTO THEIR JAWS.

i'm just so, so grateful that the silt verses finale said this isn't a story where people get what they deserve. this isn't a story about showing mercy. the answer is not, and has never been, making self-righteous value judgements that you can justify to yourself in the telling later on. the greatest thing we can do in this world is to be kind to one another. to give without expecting anything in return. that's all that ever was, and ever will be, what we owe to each other. that's all.

adjudicator temerik "babydoll" shrue really just showed up, served spineless moderate, and promptly got horrifically traumatized while making some of the most miserable, pathetic noises ever recorded. and in the very next season, they were essentially trapped in a torture maze of loneliness and humiliation until they were successfully radicalized, got named anathema by the state, and then just fucking. died on live tv while advocating for mass deicide.

and ever since then, i've been fantasizing about carrying them off into the sunset in my arms bridal style

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

Oh Brandon, the man that you are...

Man is in the middle of evacuating the LA wildfires, and his priorities are marijuana and lube. Even when in the midst of danger, he's still very much Blitz...

I thought this was referring to pirates at first

Every great ship has an absolutely /stupid/ gay person and a somehow /even more/ stupid bisexual.

I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

fellas is it gay to be inside another man 👀👀👀 his head 👀👀👀 to be exact, while you fight eldritch creatures together 👀👀👀👀 and are entangled 👀👀👀 in body, spirit and mind 👀👀👀 constantly coming to the conclusion that you need each other 👀👀👀