Corruption-core

Oh Brandon, the man that you are...

Man is in the middle of evacuating the LA wildfires, and his priorities are marijuana and lube. Even when in the midst of danger, he's still very much Blitz...

Arthur Lester

Can’t believe Jane Austen wrote Pride and Prejudice in the 2000s

And in 2015 Emily Brontë released literary clsssic Wuthering Heights

Thank God someone paved the way for them…

they are really fuckin these snails up

I think TVD does this really well, except it's normally when the ownership of the house has changed and that person hasn't invited them in. Like when Elijah has his dagger pulled out of him and he wakes up, and just starts suffocating and thrashing

look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me

Charlie: And I thought I was a gonner, but then John projected-

Noel: Hold on, who's John again?

Charlie: A fragment of an elder god who lives in Arthur's head.

Noel: Naturally.

I really want to be a cute girl and wear shirt with cleavage cut outs but I also refuse to wear a bra so the effect it would have is minimal

arthur shitpost redraws to work out my jarthur design except i got carried away

BTW today I met a person who's at least 50, uses they/it pronouns, and named themself Wyvern. It looks like if Santa was a biker and it plays D&D at the local library. Just a reminder that you can do whatever you want, forever.