Aziraphale Was Wrong This. He’ll Come Crawling Back That. I Want Him To Do The Apology Dance Blah Blah

Actual roman epitaph for a dog

crowley and aziraphale being sexy is not mutually exclusive from them being asexual. y’all do realize that, right?

i’ve seen people say “i just want them to be ace icons, they’re an old gay couple they’re not meant to be sexy!!” and while that’s well intentioned and i can see where you’re coming from, i have to disagree.

don’t get me wrong, i don’t necessarily want a sex scene in canon. i did and still do read both of them as ace. the wanting them to be ace is not the issue.

i take issue with the reasoning some people are providing. let me put this bluntly: old people can and do have sex. old straight couples have sex, old queer couples have sex. being old is not synonymous with someone not being sexually active. and it says a lot about how you all view aging and old people when you act like old people can’t get it on.

secondly, aziraphale and crowley can be sexy and also never have sex. ANYBODY can be sexy and never actually have sex. because sexy is vibe, it’s a state of mind, it’s about your physicality and the way you carry yourself. you can think someone is sexy and never want to fuck them, you can think you yourself are sexy and not go any further than that.

so yeah, crowley can look hot and sexy in his turtlenecks and waistcoats. and aziraphale can look sexy in his waistcoats and button downs. you can look at david tennant’s jawline and be enamored and you can look at michael sheen’s nose and think it’s beautiful. and they never have to actually have sex with each other for any of that to be true. sexiness does not necessitate sex.

not to mention, every time i see the “they’re an old gay couple they don’t need to be sexy!!” argument it feels very much like sanitizing queer relationships and love for the sake of cishet comfortability. too often queer people are not allowed to be sexual, or for fucks sake, not just sexual but physical with their significant others. because physical manifestations and displays of queer love make the cishet world uncomfortable. and not allowing that kind of physical love to exist in media only serves to further perpetuate the issue.

queer love and queer people don’t have to be palatable to a cishet audience. queer love should get to exist authentically and queer people should get to exist and present in however way they see fit.

and in the context of good omens i think that means letting aziraphale and crowley be sexy even if they never have sex. that means letting them be physical in their love. because queer people deserve that, especially old queer people

OK SOMEONE PLEAAASE MAKE A GOOD OMENS ANIMATIC WITH THE SONG LABRYNTH BY MUSIC MUSICAL!!!

ok so the animatic is like set after season 2, where Crowley is in this non-Euclidean maze trying to get to the end where Aziraphale is. whenever Crowley gets close to the end and walks towards Aziraphale. Crowley, like (I don't have a clear way of explaining it) but I guess he noclips and ends up somewhere completely random in the maze, and during the song Azi is singing the female lines. (and maybe at the part where it goes "let the maze of my design carry you on" Aziraphale is hold a box with a mini version of the maze that Crowley's stuck in)

near the end Crowley finds his way back to the end and his first few steps to get to Azi is fine, Crowley doesn't noclip or anything like that and he's gets his hopes up, that he starts running to Aziraphale but as soon as he reaches out to Aziraphale. Crowley trips and noclips right back at the start this time.

“I just threw out the love of my dreams” by Weezer

GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!!

Ok maybe someone thought it already but didn't write in, but hooked by why don't we kinda reminds me of inflatable husbands!

uhhhhhh I have no clue where the second one was going and totally didn't misread it to 8 waking up seeing 3 nude.

always wanted to do this

their talking about space

i realized that Nova isn't really that visually appealing and really simple, so I'm giving him a redesign (ill colour her tomorrow)

she still has Magie of course i just don't wanna draw Magie rn

Sometimes I forget that there’s people on tumblr whose feeds aren’t chaotic digital shrines to Good Omens and honestly I feel sorry for them.

Is it just me or... :

Me: *embarrassing memory*

Wall:

Me: ...

Me: you look very punchable rn