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Amazeballs

so nice you see him twice

Idk guys I think this unreliable narrator guy might not be the most trustworthy

They took the pokemon name rater and the move tutor outback and shot them!!!

Hey girl what kinda secrets you hearing with those ears

Personally if I was Sun Tzu I'd have put a bunch of bulshit in my book, after all, war is based on telling the truth

Twitter actually sucks what

tumblr is also like this

I have so many rotten tomatoes on hand rn

I know I'm strong, and I know I can handle anything that's thrown at me, but FUCK dude. why are people throwing things at me

Person to corpse

Power Word: Two

Turns anything into the sequel of that thing

Wtf whym I trapped floating here, all I can see is the default unity skybox

Bad bitches know about the carbon cycle