A Collection Of My Favorite Tweets Regarding The Ever Given In The Suez Canal

WE’RE GETTING AN EXTRA HOUR OF DESTIEL LETS GOOOO

rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

I think being called apathetic by someone I just met says alot about me.

i love thermodynamics because its like no…. my toaster waffle did not get cold… it simply tried to warm this big cold world all by its little self… her heat was given… and she asked for NOTHING in return … ;_;

sakizuke // diary of a wimpy kid

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

Stab a politician day!!!!

a superhero whose name is just. so dumb and self-explanatory. they’re called like ‘Knifegirl’ or something and everyone’s too busy laughing at their stupidass name to realize it has nothing to do w/ their actual powers, the villains are caught completely off guard