Flower Girl!!

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

Me before going in the theater to watch Fantastic Beasts : Calm down, time for childhood days, i hope it's good. Don't freak out, stay calm.

Realized Newt wear the Hufflepuff scarf in the poster : *started crying in public*

BNHA summary: Once I learn how to throw a punch without destroying my entire body it’s over for you bitches

Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

Thought: I do NOT think that 50% of the world’s billionaires should be women. I think there shouldn’t be any billionaires at all.

So you are saying 0% of the world should be billionaires?

Pestilence walks the streets ☠️

Broke energy homophobes think gays are all about sex? About getting dong? About shirtless lesbians? Fools. May I present to you the gayest media I’ve ever laid eyes upon and yet

The only dick here is Gabriel.

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Free the end

Sequel to my first animated illustration - Find a Tree, Punch it to collect wood.

I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this