Just Besties Talkin Bout Boysss. Hypothetical Boys. Completely Fictional Boys, Whose Made-up Actions

A sketch comic of Mabel Pines and Bill Cipher hanging out. Mabel's lounging on a beanbag with a blanket and facing Bill, who's sitting on a windowsill with a pillow behind him, as a storm rages outside. Mabel says to Bill "OK, so he's an 8. And he's super rich and powerful and pretty and stuff…" Bill says "Well, I like him so far."
Mabel continues: "…But he's trying to kill you. Like, actively sneaking poison into your drinks and stuff." Bill's eye widens in surprise.
Bill excitedly says "Oh! A 10!" Mabel laughs incredulously and says "What is wrong with you??"
A different scene, where Bill and Mabel are again playing the "he's a 10 but…" game. Bill is sitting on the back of the couch as Mabel leans against the armrest reading a book. Bill confidently says "So he's like a 6, but he keeps you in a big gilded birdcage and just serenades you and feeds you snacks all day." Mabel looks concerned and asks "Am I allowed to leave…?" Bill says "No."
Mabel exclaims "OK, then like a 2! That's so scary!" Bill looks genuinely surprised and says "Wait, what? Really?" as if he was expecting Mabel to love the idea as much as he apparently does. Mabel continues: "Yeah! Who'd want to date someone who locks them in a cage?!"
Bill leans back with his head in his hands and groans, saying "Whyyy didn't I put him in the enchanted tower instead…" presumably referring to Ford. Mabel stands up on the couch and shouts "The *container* is not the problem, Bill!!"
Yet another scene where they're playing the same game, this time on a short ledge around a pond, drinking bubble tea together. While Bill sips his drink through a silly straw, Mabel poses a scenario: "So he's a 9, but there's *nothing* weird about him. Like, he's not magic or anything. He's just a regular, normal, average guy."
Bill squints and thinks hard, then looks up and asks "How many limbs?" Mabel replies "Uh-- four? (Five? Does the head count…?) …Just, like, the regular amount of limbs." Bill shrugs with disappointment and says "Eh… like a 3." Mabel sips her drink and says "That's fair."
Yet another scene, where the two are walking and each holding sodas with silly straws. Bill poses a hypothetical of his own: "He's a 10 but he breaks your legs so you can't leave him." Mabel spits out her drink in shock.
Bill shrugs and looks sheepish, saying "Ah that one's a clunker too huh." Mabel, kneeling on the ground and laughing her lungs out, yells "Stooop!" through her laughter.

just besties talkin bout boysss. hypothetical boys. completely fictional boys, whose made-up actions do not in any way relate to anything anyone has done before. or might be considering doing. i just think having any kind of dating-related conversation with Bill would be really disturbing

heavily inspired by a tiktok i saw in a compilation on youtube because i don’t use tiktok and i didn’t know this game was A Thing before. i can’t link it because i don’t use tiktok but it’s by @/kay_lets_read.

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