Errorkingsposts - The Void Of Space Is A Vast Expance

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

(via meanboysclub)

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

None pizza left beef my beloved

Senpai says you’re welcome

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

I like this

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