everyotherperson
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Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!
you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)
a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted
their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"
"Every writer"?
come on
Reblog if you write fan fiction
Doesn’t matter if you write in a frequent basis, or once in a blue moon, just how many of us are there?
You can only reblog this today.
Listen.
EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas.
It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS.
There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.
also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.
Reblog To Save Life
Ruby: Uncle Qrow, what are we looking for?
Qrow: Clues. Anything out of the ordinary. Besides... a burn-out bullhead full of dead Grimm.
Ruby: ...OH! Uncle Qrow, I figured out why the bullhead crashed! (Points) There were SKELETONS driving it!
Qrow: ...Nice work, Squirt. (Finds wallet, Opens) Girls, we've got a huntsman M.I.A.
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Qrow: (Turns over body) Nicholas Arc. The bastards killed him!
Ruby: Did... Did you know him, Unlce Qrow?
Qrow: I worked with him a couple times. He was a good man.
Papa Arc: (Coughs)
Yang: HOLY CRAP!
Papa Arc: Branwen...? That you?
Qrow: Yeah, I'm here, Arc.
Papa Arc: Listen... You gotta... get the... cannister-
Qrow: We have it, Arc. What's in it?
Papa Arc: (Coughs) Goliath serum... H-Here... (Hands tape) Do me a solid, Qrow...
Qrow: Anything, Nick.
Papa Arc: T-Tell... my girls... I love... (Expires)
Qrow: (Stands, Lowers head)
Ruby/Yang: (Lower heads)
Papa Arc: (Splattering sounds)
Yang: EWW! I didn't know- EUGH!
Qrow: Yeah, they never show you that part on TV.
Please please please don't click those phishing texts
Hey y'all. Here's something for you.
Jaune: ... If I licked Yang ... Would she be Spicy?
Ruby: I'm sorry, What?
Jaune: If I, Jaune Arc, Licked you Half-Sister, Yang Xiao Long, would she taste Spicy?
Ruby: ...
Yang: I mean ... *Dropping her shorts* If you wanna find out?
this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
Nora: Alright, how about this one; you're abducted by aliens and you're taken to their world as a curiosity. Would you rather be in a zoo or in the circus?
Jaune: Zoo. I can work my own schedule in a zoo.
Nora: But if you're in a circus, you get to travel, see the planet.
Jaune: Yeah, but they'd make me wear a hat and jump through rings of fire. They'll put their heads in my mouth.
Nora: That's showbiz, Jaune.
Jaune: In a zoo, they might put a lady in my cage to see if, uh... To see if we mate.
Nora: What if they're not interested?
Jaune: Then my life isn't any different. Except I'd get to ride in a space ship.
Worst Date
Jaune: Hey, Yang, what’s the worst kind of person to date?
Yang: Uhh… Jocks, pilots, politicians, therapists, firefighters, correctional officers, emt, lawyers…? Those are mostly because they’re too stressful, and prone to cheating.
Jaune: That’s not what I meant… but, that’s useful information nonetheless.
Yang: Oh? Who is the worst person to date then?
Jaune: A geocronologist; Those guys will date anything.
Yang: …?
Yang: What is…?
Yang: …?!
Yang: Pfft! Hahahahaha! Damn that was funny!
Jaune: Thank you, thank you very much!
Yang: Hey, Jaune: they call people who make jokes a gagger. Care to know how much you can make me gag~?
Jaune: …
Jaune: That… That was a sexual innuendo. Right?
Yang: Care to find out~?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Yes.
Yang: Good choice lover boy, good choice~!
Jaune: ... If I licked Yang ... Would she be Spicy?
Ruby: I'm sorry, What?
Jaune: If I, Jaune Arc, Licked you Half-Sister, Yang Xiao Long, would she taste Spicy?
Ruby: ...
Yang: I mean ... *Dropping her shorts* If you wanna find out?
suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
Code 7
Jaune: *Having a conversation with Ren, Sun, and Neptune*
RWBY: *Approach Jaune from behind and pick him up*
Jaune: Umm, what are you girls doing?
RWBY: We're horny.
Jaune: Oh... Ren if I don't survive the night tell my family I love them! And tell my father we have a code 7! Code 7!
Ren: …
Sun: We need to build that man a statue.
Jaune: Ren, we have to leave before they catch us, but we need to go get our weapons to stop Ironwoods crazy plan.
Ren: If we stop Ironwood’s plan, then Salem will able to reach the relics.
Jaune: *Grabs Ren’s shoulder* But if we don’t stop him all the people of Mantle will get killed. It’s like the hypocritic oath of Huntsmen Ren. To not get innocent people killed on purpose.
Ren: … Jaune.
Jaune: Yes?
Ren: Kiss me.
Jaune: W-What?
Ren: You know you want to.
Jaune: No, I don’t.
Ren: You didn’t just want to kiss me just now?
Jaune: I didn’t.
Ren: Ok… But you’re right. Let’s grab our weapons and stop Ironwood! *Runs over to weapon locker*
Jaune: Now we’re talking! *Follows*
Ren: Right here. *Opens an empty locker before shoving and locking Jaune inside*
Jaune: What the hell?! Ren! Open the locker!
Ren: You’ll spend the night here. General Ironwood is complicated, but he knows what’s best! *Walks away*
Jaune: Ren? Ren!
Jaune: … I will kiss you.
Ren: Too late. The moment’s gone Jaune.
Jaune: Ren! We can do more than kiss! Other things! REEEN!!!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"
suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
Reblog to make it die faster
maybe if that united healthcare shooter knocks out 33 more CEOs he'll be up to 34 felonies and he can run for president...
“I’m finally going to write! I have a great idea!”
