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please lord im only 7

ohhh fuck. the piend tunnel

You enter this place and you never fucking leave do you understand me.

godspeed soldier

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

what’s that?

hey uh the devil told me to be more social if i’m gonna stay on earth instead of moving on so um. hello Adult I Don’t Know im golden freddy fnaf real

@g0ldenbear

Hello golden Freddy! What's the devil like are they cool?

i love saying “you mean it’s… *GULP*…. LOST MEDIA?!?” whenever something goes missing . YOU MEAN FRY I DROPPED ON THE FLOOR IS LOST MEDIA??????? YOU MEAN MY KEYS ARE LOST MEDIA

ultimate custom night be like:

got killed. 40th anniversary this year 🎉 oh mygod i am 53 years old

fuck yessss spiderposting.....they’re like everywhere in the back room, i’ve named them

@g0ldenbear

pleeeease tell me you have pictures that's so cute

o.k. yay i’ll tell eva to not bite your skull

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

ok well it has been real but i am going to kill you with a hammer now