Ok So I Can't For The Life Of Me Find The Original Meme Of This Link If You Got It. But This Was Always

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abandoned space elevator

imagine being at a funeral and you see one of the personnel pull out their phone with a mild air of urgency and they open tumblr and you just watch them type "it's a beautiful evening to microwave silverware" hit post and put their phone away like everything is normal

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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

Bet

you guys would love the last panel in xkcd 624

The Nether!

Flint and Steel!

iam on trial. Becuas im blonde. What. I've got my permit and everything though

Nothing matters when you’re a bricked up shit-house high on 27 Energy drinks containing Methadone, phencyclidine, tetrahydrocannabinol, a variety of opiates, benzodiazepines, barbiturates, amphetamines... the list just goes on and on and on…