The Boat Kiss In The Night Agent

icing her out was not cute nor romantic. he denied her her wedding night because he wanted to punish her because HE KNOWS how much she lusts for him and wants him sexually. the fact that he won't touch her is so fucking weird and cruel. talking about how he "doesn't know" why he won't hold her or kiss her or stand by her side. show colin you are so stupid and you don't deserve Pen!

jedi mind tricks

there's something so regal about this, like a queen befitted for a gown by her ladies in waiting

there's nothing wrong with wanting the love of your life to come save you! it doesn't make you weak to do so! it's OKAY to want that, especially in a romance story. having your man come save you is sexy and romantic! like why would they have Penelope say this????

in the book, Colin saves Pen by announcing to the Ton about LW, and Pen found that incredibly romantic and sweet. What's wrong with that? now they had her standing all alone up there and her husband alllllll the way on the other end of the ballroom (he's not even in the first row of guests), doesn't even greet her right after her speech?? so stupid

Colin gets upset with Penelope and then continuously turns his back on her, leaving her all alone, abandoning her multiple times. If this is someone's way of handling conflict, that's just not love... She has this view of his back WAY too many times, like she should NOT be having this view of her husband....no one should!

Why would they do this to Colin's character? Colin handles problems head on in the book, he wants to talk it out with Pen immediately and then make out with her. like? that's the essence of Polin. This Colin is so spineless, limp, runs away like a coward!

in the mirror scene, why is Pen holding her own breasts? that's Colin's job! he's a boob man like...?? the whole scene's choreography was so off

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