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Little!Duo: Why do we have to dress up for church?

Sister Helen: To show god we have our act together.

Duo: But he already knows we’re lying!

Duo: Hey, do you know how to play the trumpet?

Trowa: Why?

Duo: I wanna wander around the safehouse playing it to annoy Wufei.

Trowa: Technically, you don’t need to learn to play it to do that.

Duo: ... you have opened my eyes, Tro.

Duo: Goodnight, kiddo!

Mariemaia: Goodnight.

Duo: Goodnight, monster under the bed that eats children in their sleep!

Heero, through a walkie-talkie taped under the bed: Goodnight.

[Duo walks into Wufei’s house after having a fight]

Duo: Sorry to interrupt your dinner.

Wufei: How did you get in here?

Duo: I’m not here to discuss your lack of home security. I’m here to apologize.

[on L-2]

Reporter: We’re here with 7-year-old Duo Maxwell, who fended off an attacker earlier today. How did you do it, Duo?

Duo: Well, thank ya for askin’. I used the Shinigami method.

Duo: When I saw the perp approachin’, I chewed up a tab of Alka-Seltzer I carry with me at all times. This created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance that made it look like I had rabies. Now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm.

Duo: Then I reach into his jacket pocket where I had planted a gram of coke and I went, ‘Whoa! What the fuck is this?’ And he goes, ‘That’s not mine. I never seen that before.’ I go, ‘Boo-hoo, it’s in your jacket. You’re doing two to ten and your kids are going into Social Services.’ Now he’s cryin’! Then I grab a telephone book and I beat ‘im on the torso with it. ‘Cause as any rebel soldier will tell ya, a phone book doesn’t leave bruises.

Reporter: Well, that was 7-year-old Duo Maxwell, currently being sued for police brutality.

How to make a character's death sadder

 Don’t have them die of old age after a long, fulfilling life. Many people don’t even think of this as sad (note that this can still work if you have enough of the other factors).

 Leave one of their major goals unfinished. The more enthusiastic they are about completing the goal, the sadder.

 Give them strong relationships with other characters.

 Make them fight against whatever is causing their death. Their ultimate loss is sadder if they struggle.

 Kill them in the middle of their character arc.

 Don’t describe their funeral in detail. Maybe it’s just me, but I find that long descriptions of funerals kill the sadness.

Gundam Scientists: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.

Gundam Pilots: I know you’re lying, and I hate you.

What ship is RD/DC??? I don't think I recognize it.

Relena Darlian x Dorothy Catalonia 💖

#MEMES │ Quantum meme (via minesh245)

[sharing a safehouse]

Duo and Trowa: [staring out the window]

Quatre: What are you guys doing?

Duo: The TV broke so we’re watching a couple break up across the street.

SEXY

[sharing a safehouse]

Wufei: What’s the name of the man who lives two houses down?

Trowa: His dogs’ names are Walter and Rose.

Wufei: That’s not what I asked.

Trowa: That’s the information I have.

Relena: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for who they are on the inside.

Dorothy: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

Wufei: You two are married?

Duo: Hells yeah, man. We love each other. He makes the bass drop… in my heart.

Heero: And Duo is a person who was near me, and then he asked me to marry him, and there is nothing in my training or in Preventers protocol that specifically barred that from happening. So I agreed.

Duo: Love you too, babe.

Okay, who has been making grilled cheese sandwiches with the defibrillator paddles?

Sally Po, to the (guilty) Gundam Pilots

[texting]

Duo: HEERO THERE’S A LARGE MOTH OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM DOOR AND IT’S VERY SCARY PLEASE GET IT FOR ME

Duo: PLEASE I’M ABOUT TO CRY

Duo: HEERO?

Duo: HEERO?!

Heero: Your friend is dead. You’re next. Love, the Moth

Quatre: Okay, if I’m killed what do you do?

Duo: Avenge you.

Quatre: Wait, what?

Trowa: Go after their children.

Quatre: NO, YOU GO ON WITHOUT ME!

Hilde: Just realized that Duo never asked me to be his girlfriend and we never established that we’re dating. We just like live together and have a baby but we don’t have an anniversary or anything

Hilde: omg are we dating? Is it too late to ask what we are? What if we are just friends

[later]

Hilde: I asked him if we’re dating and he said “we just bros” and hit his chest with his fist and then peace-signed me???                

Sister Helen: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Father Maxwell, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Duo, also whispering: Because I have small hands.

Father Maxwell: Because he has small hands.

Relena: What are some ‘just girly things’?

Hilde: forcing an earring through a closed piercing

Catherine: taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they made on your skin

Dorothy: human sacrifice

Sally: homemade face masks

Quatre: What is your biggest fear?

Duo: Probably losing. And loss in general? Also, jellyfish.

Heero: I don’t know if this is a fear, but I’m really fascinated by the darkness that consumes you when death comes. Thinking about that split second of terror where you feel the most alone in the world? When you flash back to all the decisions you’ve made to that point, and realize that we live our entire lives leading up to that moment.

Duo: And Heero.

Zayeed: *gently knocking* Unlock the door, Quatre!

Little!Quatre: NO!

- - -

Odin Lowe: You locking doors, kid?! *kicks down the door*

Little!Heero: *screaming*

Odin Lowe: YOU LOCKING DOORS, KID?!

Trowa: Quatre, please revoke your ‘No Swearing’ rule.

Quatre: Why?

Duo, from another room: Well that just DILLS MY PICKLE!

This is the most accurate description I’ve ever found, thought it was worth spreading ❀

“heero yuy - the pilot of wing gundam, his slender figure and pretty face lead many to mistake him for a girl. he is, however, 100% male - “

he is, however, 100% male

Quatre: I’ve never seen a ghost.

Quatre: I asked my sister if she’d ever seen a ghost. That’s where we’re at conversation-wise in our relationship as siblings, because I’m 15 and I don’t go to school and she doesn’t understand my occupation.

Quatre: So I was home recovering and we were just eating Triscuits in silence and I was staring at the floor and I was like, “Well, here goes nothing-”

Quatre: You ever seen a ghost?

Iria: Yes. I never told you this before but our house in Germany is haunted. I used to see the ghost of a little girl in a Victorian nightgown and then she would walk down the hallway and then she would evaporate.

Zayeed Winner: Let’s change the subject!

Quatre: And I think he was just doing that dad-thing of, like, “This is a weird topic and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.”

Quatre: But the way it came off was that he definitely killed that little girl.

Quatre, in a mocking voice: “Let’s change the subject! Why are we even talking about Penelope… or whatever her name was? I didn’t kill her! Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world.”

Quatre: None of us really know our fathers. Anyway…

Preventer Agent: Agent Barton is so cool. I saw him backflip off a moving car once.

Another agent: yeah, well I saw him take out 9 guys with his bare hands.

Duo: he also forgot how to spell his own last name yesterday. So keep that in mind.

OZ Soldier: Turn around!

Duo, singing: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never comin’ round~

OZ Soldier: TURN AROUND!!

Duo: Every now an- [gets tased]