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I will never not love drawing these two together

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DIVORCE, ORDER UP

thinking about ford "human blood tastes better" pines

ford "i have been desiring blood more than usual" pines

stanford "was bitten by a fruit bat but still wrote the sentence 'i have been desiring blood more than usual'" pines

[277] “The stars!” (2/2)

As long as Stan can still get a can of pitt cola, he's fine with this

The Resurrection of Stanley Pines 🪦🩸

Not enough people talk about how in-universe Bill is literally Satan

Nooo I feel like GF fandom is going dormant again I'm not ready to let go, I don't have a different hyper fixation to obsess over yet 😭

Not to mention I'm still hungry for Bill x reader content I'm not that fed 🤬

Not EXACTLY a bill ask, but I’m thinking about Reader meeting the pines family after bill gets sent away and them just being like “WAHT?! YOU KNOW BILL??!!!?” And Reader just being like, “Yeah he was kinda annoying ig, but he’s cool.” Just two VERY different interpretations of his character

Gotcha 👍 Warnings: not proofread

You Know Bill?!

"What?!" The twins exclaim in unison.

"He invaded my brain and made me dream about radical young men." Stan narrows his eyes and shivers.

"You know Bill?!?" Dipper exclaims, "He's been tormenting us all summer!"

Marble waves her arms, "Yeah! He's a total jerk!"

"Tormenting? Sure, he can be annoying but I wouldn't go as far as to say he's tormented me." You pop open a pit-cola, "He's a fun karaoke partner.

"Annoying?" Dipper questions, "He's insane!"

"I think a better word is misunderstood." You sip your pit-cola. "He covered himself in teeth to seduce me one time."

"He tried to seduce you?!?" Mable grabs your arms and shakes you.

"He didn't try."

"What?" She stops shaking you.

"He didn't try." You take another sip, "He succeeded."

The entire Pines family stares at you in judgemental silence.

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Bill watching this happen: Ha! I knew humans were into calcium!

"talk about emotional baggage..." - microphone, at some point

(objectober 2024 day 14: beach)

Me when I accidentally type “😂😂💀😂”

TROPHBERRY DOODLE SPAM TROPHBERRY DOODLE SPAM !!!!!! GET TROPHBERRIED!!!!!! this is my favorite rarepair ever now istg i love them so mu.ch. theyre alphas together

thank you to the inanimate insanity livestream from 5 days ago and to @/enbyobjectshow for making some1 ask the trophy and blueberry question as a result of their posting, it made me realise this ship exists and im obsessed now

(did this on a magma w/ @kito-kat as per usual hehehe, kit made a couple drawings too :3)

This is actually just me making oc’s

He actually just made everything

Just imagining Fidds being in the closet and not confronting the fact he likes Stanford and so bill just floats around him all day going

Bill: Fellas! Is it gay to be a roommate with a man? I mean you are literally sleeping in the same room as another man!

Fidds: …that was just in college…

Bill: ffffelllaassss is it GAY?! To leave your wife and kid to be a Lab assistant? I mean you’re literally leaving a woman for a man!

Fidds: …it’s for work…

Bill: FELLASSSSS is it GAYYYYY to get your best friend a pet because it reminds you of him and you don’t want him to be lonely?!

Fidds: …

Bill: FELLLLLLAAAASSSSSS IS IT GAAYYYY!!!! MAKING A SPECIAL GLOVE TO FIT HIS SIX FINGERS HAND? AND FORGETTING TO GET YOUR WIFE A CHRISTMAS PRESENT-

Fidds: OK! OK! ILL TELL HIM!!!

i love the idea of bill being completely touched starved and only realizing it when he possesses Fords body and wakes up like this

yeah . I just want them all happy ? is that too much to ask for ?

funniest picture i've ever drawn or something

i think ive found my niche: terrible photo editing

i had a funny idea hopefully no one did this before

💫If only I can hear it one last time… 🎶✨

Also here's the drawings Bill made

based on that one non canon picture of teen mystery twins

i don’t think he clicked through

Little comic i made if University!Bill met the other Bill AUs LOL

Handyman Bill is by @/LosanPostle and @/waty_mot

Bill pines is by @/Honeqqu

H E L L O ????

He is Yappatron 3000 🍺

whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH

The World is Theirs !! 🌲🌈🌟🩵

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