Hat-wearing Men Seeing Their Boyfriends Get Throttled Around And Losing The Idgaf War

if I had a nickel for every time i’ve seen a weirdo duo comprised of a dude alienated by his peers in his younger years due to his own genius and another who’s an overenthusiastic idiot (/affectionate) associated with the sun and the color orange, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice

Year of the Dragon!

if Verlaine won't do it then Karl will

(as promised, @crowatyourwindow )

I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.

I was thinking about how awkward it would be for Kunikida and Fyodor to co-parent Aya and this is what happened.

u actually can make amvs for media properties with no visual component if ur insane enough by typing out the lyrics of a song in ur friends dms and painstakingly explaining what scene you would put line by line. not that i have done this

Verlaine’s guide on how to introduce yourself to your little brother:

kidnap him

proceed to reveal that he is not human, just an artificial soul created from 2,383 lines of code

when the above don’t seem to make him like you, reveal that you murdered his friends

when he gets mad at you, repeat that he is not human and that his friends were lying to him

when he is still unconvinced, tell him you will kill every human that matters to him

for a dramatic exit, unleash hell on your brother for 0.3 seconds

methinks toya would probably lose every time but akito lets him win because he loves seeing toya get so enthusiastic about winning

happy yaoi

numba one and numba two