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goofy man who didn't show up for three seconds in the game
mission on swamp planet<3
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Will die mad about the big brother Mikey episode we were robbed of
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i like when horses shake like dogs its so silly
commissions open!!
hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the prisoner you sent into the labyrinth had been, um, dealt with by th-the minotaur. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the prisoner is still in the labyrinth, y-yes the minotaur found them. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the prisoner and the minotaur are, um, they're-
Because the most vital part of sibling rivalry is taking constant potshots at their interests
Chillin together
adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this
i hope yall know i make these with love after midnight
Writing a novel when you imagine all you stories in film format is hard because there’s really no written equivalent of “lens flare” or “slow motion montage backed by Gregorian choir”
I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health
Liking character is fun until you think about them and you just have to stare at nothing for a few minutes because of how tragic
And mauybe you are almost crying but you are having fun
this oedipal ain't shit
I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite
pimp down, pimp in distress!!
so important to draw a little star somewhere on ur art at the end
Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce
where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses
u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later
yes yes i love shakarian because those two just understand each other intrinsically. but i am foaming at the mouth for more cross-cultural differences that don't quite translate. i want garrus to be horrified by the idea that milk comes out of humans and babies drink it. i want shepard to be grossed out that turian parents chew up food for their babies and spit it in their mouths. i want shepard to not quite realize that when she arches her neck it's actually super suggestive and "uh babe, why are you flirting with my father like that?" "what, no, i'm just stretching." i want garrus to not 100% understand sarcasm because humans don't have subvocals and why would they ever just lie boldly like that? i want shepard to get used to the idea that turians have never once evolved to use utensils when they eat (hello? they only have three fingers?) and has to come to terms with garrus gnawing at huge chunks of blue, way too undercooked pieces of meat with his claws. i want garrus to be awestruck with the different amount of ways that humans can style their hair, and how does that not hurt? you're yanking your fringe and clipping it back? are you sure that's comfortable? i want shepard to turn her translator off every now and again so that she could hear the little chirping noises garrus makes to himself when he's concentrating. i want garrus to secretly adore watching shepard curl into chairs and twist her limbs onto couches because there's simply no way he could ever bend like that and be comfortable. i just want more.
guy i saw on train today
B-Fab - SmackDown 14/03/2025
The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel
the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either
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