Holder-of-saturn - Holder Of Saturn

Happy birthday shiggy!🤍

I’ll just EXPLODE!!!

Every time people ask Endeavor why he has all that fire on his face, he gives a different answer just to fuck with them:

“So that mosquitoes don’t bite me.”

“It’s a comfort thing.”

“Intimidation factor.”

“For Hawks to stop trying to kiss me.”

“There’s a fire on my face? Wait what??”

“I’m tired of having to apply sunscreen all the time.”

“So I can headbutt a villain and give them a second-degree burn at the same time.”

“I don’t know how to turn it off. Help.”

“You won’t believe how often people try to slap me.”

“But do you really want to see what’s underneath?”

“I feel naked without it.”

“I can put raw chicken on skewers, and by the time it reaches my mouth, it’s yakitori.”

“It’s the new fashion thing.”

“It only appears when the person I’m talking to is stupid. Has it appeared?”

“Fire? What fire? Are you seeing things?”

“I’m cursed.”

“It’s the only way to stop Best Jeanist from using hairspray on me.”

“I was born like this. Yeah, my mom didn’t like it either.”

“Face tattoo gone wrong. Have to cover up.”

HERES THIS REALLY DUMB IDEA THAT’S BEEN LIVING RENT FREE IN MY HEAD AND I HAD TO SKETCH IT OUT SO FAST AHSJSKAKAKS

YALL know how like…Alastor has his little minion guys as his goons??? My brain said “I wonder what Husk’s minions looked like when he was an overlord….” And I WASSSS gonna give him little bunnies (hahaha magician motive) but they turned out too similar to Alastor’s so WHY NOT GIVE HIM SOME SEVERAL RIGHT (and left) HAND MANS HDJSKSKKSKASJA

Anyways DO WHAT YOU WILL WITH THIS INFORMATION :) 🩷

Happy birthday baby sweetie. Sorry about your entire life :/

Uhhh

YAYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you, kind soul 🐿️

Vox with his electrocution scars do things to me guys... LET'S HOPE THIS SUMMONS THE VOX LOVERS!! 💕

Alastor and his girlies 💕

Like old times

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sorry zashi something important came up