desi kids and their ability to speak a thousand gaali's in front of their friends but miraculously forgetting all of them in front of their parents
nothing can be compared to the stress you get from not getting stress for the upcoming exam
the A in my name stands for "aalsi # 1"
Being good at studies till 10th std is a curse
My biography would be called From Earth To Anarth
y'all miss ur ex, i miss the old me who took exams seriously
The world: Oh! you want to become a psychologist. That’s great!
Indian household: kya!? Tuje paglon ka doctor ban na hai😂. Khudko toh theek karle pehle.
zindagi, ek suffer, not suhanaaaaaa
academia sab moh-maya hai,
chai ki tapri hi khol lete to accha hota
Invest in quality airtight containers.
Keep a file of your electricity bills and other physical bills.
Keep purchase receipts for utensils and machines under warranty carefully.
Get a physical calender.
Even if you don't want to be friends with them, at least keep awareness of your neighbours. Introduce yourself if you can or ask your parents to talk to them. Make them aware of your existence.
Listen to your maids gossip but don't tell her anything in return. Pay her nicely. Give her your old clothes, utensils you may not be using etc.
Even if you might be ordering your groceries and stuff online, please be aware of your locality shops. Go on walks in evening and note your nearest grocery shops, chemist, clinic, tailor, laundry, vegetable guy.
Get contact information for electrician, plumber, 1-2 auto guys. Keep these numbers noted physically somewhere as well.
Invest in good steel or plastic water bottles.
Gala Cleaning Products are generally nice.
Even if you have maid to clean your house, clean it yourself once in a while. Sweep, mop, clean the window sills and fans, empty and clean the kitchen shelves. Helps you get to know your house that's holding you and your life.
Find out those herbal remedies for minor illnesses from your parents and stock them.
At least learn how to make your comfort food or sick person food.
Get a therapist.
Hoti hain kuch ladkiyan...
Jo apne ghar ka bada "Beta" hoti hain
Sab tumhe tension dete honge na !!
Aao Mai tumhe "Attention" du
New year new me(ntal illnesses)
Hanji bhaiya do kilo motivation dena please :')
urge to push people into garam tel ki kadhai *_*
When I said I wanted to have powers, I didn't mean glasses.
Those fake scenerios in mind while listening to music >>>
Saala ek din Marne ke lie itne din jeena padta h
when u get confused between dedh and dhai remember that your social life is 1.5 and you want to 2.5
ofcourse india has daddy issues, have you seen the father of our country
girlboss? no. girlbas. bas ho gaya.
the Indian education system, an introduction:
*zero creativity allowed* *there is only one right answer (even in "your opinion" questions)* *ncert is law* *teachers don't teach after 10th standard, "beta aap tuition jaate hoge"* *tuitions/coaching classes + school* *exams every month* *revision tests with incomplete syllabus* *finals with syllabus completed at 10x speed* *paying for school but learning from YouTube* *misogyny* *mental breakdowns at 13-15 years of age* *pressure* *PRESSURE*
Zindagi khtm hojayegi pr dikkate nhi🫥
feminine urge this masculine urge that.
what about the desi urge to gravitate towards the chaat stall at every mela??
Hyungwon: I sure am texting a lot of "hahaha"s for someone who is having a hahahard time.
the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.
damn
mard ko dard nahi hota kyuki mard dont get periods
bro and bitch have no gender
why is god's toughest soldier (me) always put through the harshest battles (showering at 7 a.m.)