Ocean Eyes

Wow... that’s true

Scooby-Doo taught us that the real monsters always turned out to be humans

K O

Spell “Like A Boss” without using the letters in your name.

I decided to join in on the fun.

Mine would be “ik Bo”

Sapphire: “I’ve finally found it… After thousands of years.” Sapphire: “THE SCROLL OF TRUTH!” Sapphire: *open the scroll* Scroll: ‘Rose Quartz is Pink Diamond Sapphire: *throw the scroll* “NYEHHH”

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

•this really is the worlds smallest violin

•PATRICK THAT IS NOT A RIDE

* cheapy the cheapskate

* Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

* Nosuforatu -hash slinging slasher

* Ate nails for breakfast without any milk

* Am I a pretty girl- your beautiful

* IMAGINATION

* *knocks on door* I love you

* The health inspector they thought they killed

* Krusty krab unfair-krusty krab funfair

* The artist episode

* Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else-not until 4

* Man ray trying to return Patrick’s wallet

* Just the three of us. You me and this brick wall you built between us

* Patrick, Your a genius! Yeah I get called that’s lot. What a genuis? No Patrick

* Patrick your genius is showing

* The floating shopping list

* What you think I’m paying you for- you don’t pay us. We don’t even exsist. Were just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept if thought- one for crack and your outta here- please no . I have a wife and 3 kids.

* We’ve been smeckledorfed- that’s not even a word and I agree with you

* We have technology

* The inner machinisms of my mind are an enigma

* Campfire song song

* F.U.N.

* Indoors ! indoors!innn-doors! Take it away penny! He has such a beautiful voice

* Gary meowing poetry at the talent show

* Well at least I still have my personality

* VICTORY SCREECH!

* Long tan and handsome

* More like ‘ belongs in the trash’

* EXTRA CREDIT!

* That’s my icecream- now let him have it- you can have it

* Its a delightful taste sensation- NO EATING IN MY CLASSROOM

* No , no not bitterness despair

* Donate to the Children’s fund. What have the children ever done for me.

* What do you usually do when I’m gone- wait for you to come back

* Its just a piece of string- it a secret string

* Annoy squid ward day- no that’s on the 15

* Dumb people are blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are*drools*

* Alright which One of you flatfoots stole my lollipop

* Holographic meatloaf, my favourite

* If you could have anything right now what would it be- uh.... more time for thinking

* Too bad spongebob not here to enjoy spongebob not being here

* Gary what are you doing here. YOURE CAUSING A SCENE!

* You taste like glass

* I knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy ,who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guys cousin

* Its not just any Boulder .....Its a ROCK!

* Lets get naked- no lets save that for real estate

* The MANIACS IN THE MAILBOX!

* Coral. As in that nose job is so coral

* Do you want it to hurt Kevin

* CAREFUL SPINGEBOB CAREFUL SPONGEBOB CAREFUL SPONGEBOB. PATRICK. Its already open

* Is sandy the one I call mom- no that’s your mother

* I’m dirty dan

* Its an Alaskan bull worm

* You’re nothing but pure evil, just like the newspaper comics

* I had 4 biscuits. Then I ate one. Now I only have 3

* Plankton-1 % evil 99% hot gas

* Are they laughing at us. No they are laughing next to us

* Liar! Liar! Plants for hire. Its pants on fire. Well you would know, liar.

* Do instruments of torture count

* We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request

* More soup for your armpit

* Hey Patrick what am I. Uhh stupid. No I’m Texas. What’s the difference

* I have a confession to make*takes off towel* YOURE BALD. No I’m not bald, I’m alive

* At night

* Cant have dirty garbage*cleans it*

* I cant see my forehead

* Spongebob doesn’t have hair. Or does he

* Shake that bubble butt

* Don’t we look vicious and bloodthirsty

* I didn’t know you spoke bird. No that’s Italian

* Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt. Now he’s a bronze fish

* Nonsense. My vocabulary is infinitly expanding

* Are you squidward? *to a fire hydrant* that’s okay, take your time

* You cant fool me I listen to public radio

* Remember licking doorknob is illegal on other planets

* Firmly grasp it

* The gangs all here

* Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town

* Goodbye everyone ill remember you all in therapy

* Seven mile spanking machine

* Hahaha. Its a giraffe

* Bring it around town

* SOILED IT!

* Here lies squidward’s hopes and dreams

* Mr krabs wearing a bra

* The butterfly that terrorised the town

* Sea bear

* DAY 15 give it up for DAY 15

* IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU PATRICK

* Does this look dangerous

* Don’t touch me I’m steril

* WE SHOULD TAKE BIKINI BOTTOM AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!

* Actually its coral blue number...

* Uhh.. I can explain

In loving memory of Stephen Hillenburg here is a list of my favourite Spongebob Squarepants moments

FIRMLY GRASP IT

HE’S Squidward, HE’S Squidward, YOU’RE Squidward, I’M SQUIDWARD

The panty raid

Spongebob constantly declining water in Sandy’s air bubble house because he’s too polite to tell her he needed it was so relatable

Spongebob and Patrick raising a baby clam

1% evil, 99% hot gas

Mr Krabbs breaking both of his legs trying to close a squeaky window

HE WAS NUMBER ONE

The audience turning into fish sticks at the Fry Cook Games

My NAME’S NOT RICK

Sweet, sweet victory!!!!

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

The entire Rock Bottom episode

That episode when Spongebob forgot how to make a Krabby Patty because Bubblebass was an asshole

Bubble Buddy

Mystery the seahorse

Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly

The perfume department

LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEE

*Angelic music* Plastic!!!!!!

The fish’s Picasso Scream-like reaction after smelling Spongebob’s breath

MY LEG

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!!!

CHOCOLATE

The cheap birthday party Mr Krabbs threw for Pearl

The magic conch

Squidward’s thighs after eating an entire room full of Krabby Patties

Nematodes

All of the dumb Texas jokes

The juice flooding the retirement home

*Inflated Mrs Puff voice* Spongebob……..why……….

The depressed fish making the same soulless face as he commutes to work, sits in his cubicle, and stares out of his window before his wife calls him to bed

This grill is not a home

NO, THIS IS PATRICK

The narrator with the French accent

The audience losing their shit at Spongebob mopping the floor after the talent show

Please feel free to add more!!

“Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.”

— Chuck Klosterman, Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story

...cry me a river

Little work I did last night. Ignore the sky

*sees a red hat*