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Have been writing a bit long post for eldad faerie au so considering personal life it still takes time

Meanwhile – IS THERE ANYONE WHO THINKS HER EYES ARE KINDA ANALOG-HORROR-ESQUE HERE AS WELL?????

I can't stop thinking about ah looking in her eyes girl chill out please

Got thrown into maintenance midgame so quick silly stuff

Naaah he's such a dad

Im probably gonna ignore him being playable at least for some time, rn im dying over him being Walter's dad not one of his energy sources

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT

Bill only has one eye → Bill has worse depth perception → when Bill first came into 3d world he probably had very confused movements (→ and maybe he crashed into walls or some things)

CRK AU masterpost (even if I have just 2 of those lmao)

AUs: Eldad Faerie AU, Sealed Mentors AU.

Eldad Faerie AU

"That was quite a story, Deceitful One"

(can be found by "eldad faerie au" tag)

Desc: Elder Faerie Cookie lives, and so slowly reforming Beasts are placed under his custody. Family shenanigans and lack of drama ensues.

Tags: crack, fluff, comedy, found family, purelilies are married, nothing bad happens

Main cast: Elder Faerie Cookie, Shadow Milk Cookie, Mystic Flour Cookie, Burning Spice Cookie, Eternal Sugar Cookie, Silent Salt Cookie, Pure Vanilla Cookie, White Lily Cookie

Created: 26th May 2024 (before Burning Spice update)

Posts:

1. First post

(there's nothing else here because this post was quickly put together to replace old pinned post (the one above))

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Sealed Mentors AU

"Always stand by what you believe in" (can be found by "sealed mentors au" tag)

Desc: The Ancient Heroes always remembered the wise and encouraging words their mentors shared with them, their calming voices. But not their faces nor their names. So when said mentors come back to their life... How quick does a good surprise turns into a bad one? (Description can be a subject to change later)

Tags: found family, (to be determined)

Main cast: Shadow Milk Cookie, Mystic Flour Cookie, Burning Spice Cookie, Eternal Sugar Cookie, Silent Salt Cookie, Pure Vanilla Cookie, Dark Choco Cookie, Golden Cheese Cookie, Hollyberry Cookie, White Lily Cookie

Created: 25th April 2025 (before Eternal Sugar update)

Posts:

1. Introduction post 2. Mentor&Mentee #1: The student of knowledge 3. Mentor&Mentee #2: The warrior of volition 4. Mentor&Mentee #3: The fledgling of change 5. Mentor&Mentee #4: The friend of happiness 6. Mentor&Mentee #5: The successor of solidarity 7. Mentors&Mentees: Full set 8. Ask: First Meeting (we're mourning the beautiful text I've lost)

Ok so I just realised "hey, Beasts were grounded for ages, if there was tech like phones they would have no initial idea how to get it work", that's the short story, some babbling under the cut

Also, not part of eldad faerie au, just some kinda-modern shenanigans (would you like more of these???)

And then I wanted to sketch it and I decided like "hey, I already have kinda-modern outfit for Shadow Milk since shadowflour sketches, why not sketch him in it" and then I decided I would make Pure Vanilla's outfit match, for what I mainly took his Pastel Blue costume (because nobody's making me believe bro does not wear jeans in that. he wears fucking jeans in Pastel Blue, end of sentence) so here it is

So I guessed it's kinda like modern half-au considering clothing and phones. Meh, no reason to think hard about it, I just like to make little silly unrealistic things. My heart does not long to create epic aus with all these knowledges happinesses corrupted freedoms(no neg, I don't mean they're bad. everyone out there with epic serious aus – keep going, you're so cool), my heart longs for silly beasts messing around in a silly world with their silly non-beast friends

Also Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla are besties for me, I'm not taking it any other way

Silly blue friends silly besties

(my summoning ritual for Fire Spirit is leaving Wind Archer alone at a romance island)

i cried guys. theyre so canon

He's a stretch to be considered cat by screenshots

cat family (with wendy and ford being a bit of stretch)

+ dog coded soos moments

my firewind wedding sprite edit costumes, based from my prev post

Nsndjddkdfudjeidbekdhkdbdidhe i got my first reblog and im so happy

Well i translated one more drabble with wrightworths sooo yeah

"Hey, Edgy", Larry says that with a lot less energy than usual and because of this being unlike Butz, Edgeworth's intuition already told him that he won't like his next words. Well, it was right. "Why don't you contact with Nik?"

"He did not try to start our communication again himself so I don't see a reason to reach him myself." This lie comes out after some time of silence but still it's not that easy to find out if this really is a lie...

Unless you know the truth.

"But he tried!" exclaims Larry making Edgeworth sigh. "He wrote letters, he called your phone, he even showed me these letters and a call log!"

"Larry..." Edgeworth sighs again, irritated, averting his eyes. He does not want to bring up the "why do i avoid phoenix" topic. But he knew Larry too well to hope that...

"Edgy, why do you do this? You know you can trust Nik! You know well how I appreciate you and the same goes for Nik!"

Edgeworth sighs one again. Not "the same goes for Nik", it's "more goes for Nik". He knows it well.

Maybe that is the reason he doesn't want Wright to see him. Not after all this "forged evidence" gossips. Wright can be very emotional about it and who knows where these emotions can get him. It was much easier with Larry. Not only he found him before the SL–9, not only this. Even if he believed in all this gossips (and Larry said he'd not and Edgeworth believed him and not only because Larry is really bad in lying) then maybe Larry would be disappointed in Edgeworth but it wouldn't turn him away from Edgeworth.

It's not the same about Wright. Phoenix never tolerated lies and omissions. And if he will believe in all this gossips about Edgeworth then their friendship ends. They didn't see each other for about one and a half decades, nevertheless Edgeworth wasn't ready to hear that all is gone now.

If Phoenix can't get in touch with him then he can't say to Edgeworth that Edgeworth is foul lier and he doesn't want to have anything in common with him, right?

So everything is alright unless they meet.

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So yeah here just my thoughts if you are not interested you can just skip it here's nothing important

Maybe will finish one kuyaei (im used to call it kuyden but as i discovered on ao3 everyone call them kuyaei(( and translate it a bit after i dunno and i also have one underoffice idea because i got to ao3 just to see how's everything there (less then 5% of Boss/Eugene for the whole ao3 UO fandom, its really impressive. What's disappointing - 3 times less fics than on ficbook) and i just thought about idea for a fic although im not sure if ill right it (its about some parental boss and eugene and monster ending soooooooo yeah well i really like some dad-sons and i also have a few sw:r ideas and one with kanan and ezra and the same motif as in what i thought of forr boss en euge)

Well i already said a lot sooo yeah

I also upload this wrightworths on ao3 so well yeah

i got through exactly one part of first chapter and immediatwly went to draw this (my gacha addiction hit me into downloading and i guess my love to silly dynamics will make me stay, i don't even know if i need sci-fi yaoi more than SID trio as Aito and his two dads)

i wanted to make it rendered art but i got tired and bored and wanted to leave it for later but then realised if i don't finish it now i will never finish it but also if i don't finish it asap i will also not finish it and i made it 90% colored sketch

want to call them SID family tho (when it's these two and their sweet cute child)

anyway if these two don't adopt Aito i hope they don't minf if i do