kazokazookie

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Race win celebration? Galex smooches have been floating around in my brain for the past week.

“Omg this *insert f1 driver here* is such a twink” so close! He’s actually just a man who can’t grow good looking facial hair!

is williams bothering you, alex albon?

not to be crass but what happened to alex’s car is kind of what it’s like sneezing on your period

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

by 2026 80% of all tumblr users will be doing rpf

🏳️‍🌈 McLaren are committing to pride month 🏳️‍🌈

“Williams domination could bore fans” maybe you, I’m just build different

I often think about the time when I was like 12 years old on scratch the coding website. I was in a Hamilton (the musical) comment section and I was talking about how I shipped Alexander Hamilton and John Lawrence together (because I was 12.) and this other kid responded and was clearly shipping the actual actors together instead. And at the time I responded with “ewwwww why would you ship the actors?” I look back on that now with disappointment. I was not living up to my true rpf shipping potential. I was not matching this other 12 year olds freak. I think back and wonder how life could have been different if I instead responded with compassion and understanding. We could have been friends, if only I understood that engaging in modern day rpf instead of those old founding farts is far more fun. I understand now that we were not so different her and I. Anyway, all this to say I’m thrilled that the og cast is reuniting.

ATTENTION F1 ENTHUSIASTS!!!!

I made a compilation of all the streaming sites I could find so far, so you don't have to fuck around in order to find a decent site to stream the races on during weekends. Most of these sites also offer the option to stream other sports, as well as F1 academy and other feeder series, so suit yourself! Preferably use Firefox or Brave browser to stream incase these don't work on Edge or Chrome.

Here's the spreadsheet--

Google Docs

FUCK CAPITALISTS PT.II

Things you need to have to be successful in f1:

Money

thick neck

daddy issues

lowkey bringing this one back

Gax divorce, I am so ready to open Ao3

Today was for me guys.

Fuck it. If the fia is making f1 politically go back by decades then drivers should start trying to kill each other again. I need them to bring back rivalries so intense you redefine each others careers forever.

For anyone who has never seen the video behind the Portugal throat infection, here it is:

every time an F1 driver reminds me just how disgustingly wealthy they are by driving a sportscar or partying on a yacht, i immediately feel the urge to cleanse my palate by reading a fic where they get fucked by a colleague

if yall start hating on laura mueller when this fuckass movie comes out, i am legally obligated to throw hands not joking

At this point I think the Williams pre race discussion was like “this race will be shit and chances of getting big points will be low, what can we do to make it entertaining for ourselves?” “Well both Mercedes are behind us we can fuck with them” “okay let’s do that”

I am a supporter of screwing everyone over in a really mean and petty way if it means George and Alex have makeup sex afterwards.

williams have decided to utilise the power of friendship and give mercedes the worst weekend of their lives for shits and giggles

rpf is woke and ethical

alex albon your swag too hard your personality too likeable and your lore too deep.... they're going to fucking kill you....

A recipe for a Carlos Sainz photo dump:

a pic of him eating good food, a couple of pics of his beloved bike, some athletic activity he did, some more of his bike, a picture where he’s wearing his ‘new era’ hat, a picture looking very boyfriendy and of course, a picture of him being a whore shirtless.

Lance Stroll? Did you mean Fernando Alonso’s controversially young hot wife?

I remember first getting into f1 and the first things I learned about the drivers. I learned that Max Verstappen was the youngest driver to ever be in f1. I learned that Charles Leclerc has the longest contract in Ferrari history. And the first thing I learned about George Russell and Alex Albon is that one time they pushed their tiny beds together and gave each other a throat infection.

Carlos Sainz Jr can I introduce you to the concept of socialism?

Anyway 🤧 (x)

Being a guy in the f1 space is so funny because I’ll be liking shit like ‘for the f1 girlies!!’ And I’m good with it. Despite the fact I am a man, I am, at heart, an f1 girlie.

https://www.tumblr.com/blorbocedes/736581610566189056/i-really-really-appreciate-your-role-as-brocedes?source=share

since you were curious about brocedes unicycling

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. THEY CAN STILL BOTH DO IT 😭😭😭

anon, I could kiss you.

“Awww look it’s them when they were friends!” Every single time I see this photo I just think about how they both can just casually ride a unicycle. Where does one get a unicycle? Let alone two??? Was it common to go unicycling with your friends? This isn’t the only picture of them unicycling together, how often did they do this?? Were bikes not an option? I have so many questions and somehow none of them are about their inevitable divorce.

Gonna be so real, I don’t even dislike anyone on the grid. The more drivers you like the more gay fanfiction you can consume.