As A Person Who Wears Hearing Aids I Really Want To Clear Some Mistakes That Appears While Writing Deaf!clint

POLISH ADAM POLISH ADAM POLISH ADAM

Adam takes fam for a Lublin trip

Translation: Fuck I love Lublin (family too ig...)

Little context here so. I once saw a fanfiction refer to Adam as Adam Wrona and I went wait WHAAAAAT beacuse Wrona is like Polish last name but then I went "okay okay someone looked at a list of last names ending with W and Wrona sounded cool it means nothing." But then I started to T H I N K and came across an awful realization. If Adam truly was partly Polish? He would be from Lublin (city where I'm currently studing at uni). He that he would make a FANTASTIC Pole. So like- I know Mexican Adam hc is the way to go and I headcanon him to be half Mexican myslef but the other half is Polish I'm sorry it's not my fault it's fault of WHOEVER WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO COME UP WITH LAST NAME WRONA FOR HIM WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEEE.

This is the stupidest thing i ever wrote BUT

There is no straight person in Avengers. Well, maybe there is but Clint Barton ISN'T. That man was raised in circus, he for sure fucked a man. Just look at him. The chaotic bi king at his finest.

Adam Parrish really is THE character cuz he's a bisexual magical straight A student with self worth issues but he also casually killed a guy and was like "why do i have to do everything myself- gansey stop screaming- you're welcome"

Whatever you do, don’t imagine the Gryffindor boys’ dorm in seventh year.

Don’t imagine Seamus getting back with bruised ribs and an aching body, laying down in Dean’s bed and crying, not knowing if he’s still alive. 

Don’t imagine Neville limping in with bloody cuts from getting hexed by the Carrows, and looking at Harry and Ron’s empty beds, and wondering if he’s fighting an already lost war. 

Don’t imagine the silence at nights that either of them can’t get themselves to break, missing all the chaos that took over when all five of them came together. 

Don’t imagine Seamus clutching at the scetchbook that Dean filled with drawings before he left and not being able to breathe. 

Don’t imagine the night terrors of Neville, and his nightmares including getting Crucio’d to madness just like his parents.

Don’t imagine Ginny slipping into the dorm to cry herself to sleep in Harry’s bed almost every night, and get up before sunrise, getting ready to fight one more day. For Harry. For Ron.

Just don’t.

I think that Nick Fury has that one agent he sends to the most insane missions and I do believe that this agent is Clint Barton. Like. This man just doesn't care — he had seen some unhinged things before and he just doesn't know what the word weird mean.

So imagine the Avengers drinking beer and talking when Clint goes "Hey guys do you remember that time I broke two ribs? Haha, yes, I fought dinosaur and its crazy therapist back then" and the Avengers just stare at him like he said the most insane shit they ever heard. Tony needs answers but doesn't ask too scared to unpack all of this. Thor doesn't give a shit and asks "Did you win?". Clint looks like Thor just offenfed his dog and tells him "Yeah? Of course I won" and then everything goes to hell. Sam, Tony and Steve are screaming, Natasha, Bruce and Bucky are dying from laughter and fighting for their lives and Thor... just looks confused as hell because why only Clint fought a dinosaur??

Nobody asks about the dinosaur's therapist. That's too much information. Why would dinosaur need a therapist? Clint doesn't know the answer, he just forgot to ask.

"would you fall in love with me again" from epic the musical but make it adashi

I SWEAR TO GOD IF 'TEEN' ISN'T BILLY I'M GONNA KMS

Wrote so beautiful hcs about the barton family and somehow deleted it

I think this app hate me

A Headcanon for you all:

-Ok but a pansexual Ron who is confused about his sexuality because he remembers having feelings for Hermione, but now can’t stop thinking about Blaise and he’s just confused

- So he confronts Sirius because he sees how Sirius is so comfortable with Remus and Ron is just like, how did you know??

-So Sirius helps Ron like the good uncle he is (not biologically his uncle but you get it), and Ron figures out that he is Pansexual and is just relieved that he knows now

-An asexual Luna, who isn’t afraid to tell everyone what she is, and Ginny is there beside her and is so proud of her girlfriend who she loves so much

-Ginny and Harry, who thought they had to be the couple that everyone wanted them to be, but realize that they love each other like a brother and sister, and part as friends

-Draco, who is so self-conscious because he was raised to think that he had to marry a pureblood girl and shouldn’t be feeling this way over Potter of all people

-Harry who befriends Draco but is scared to come out to him because he thinks that Draco will stop being friends with him and he doesn’t want that because god Draco is the best thing that’s happened to him in so long

-Draco is so scared that if Harry finds out, he’ll end their friendship and will tell everyone his secret, even though he knows that would really never happen

-So Harry and Draco confront Hermione and Pansy (separately) about what to do and Hermione and Pansy just groan because ugh they are so in love and don’t even know it

-So they devise a plan to get their idiotic best friends together, and while planning they realize they have feelings for one another and are just like wow how did I not see this before

-Dean and Seamus who have loved each other since first year and secretly got married right before Dean went into hiding and after the war they are literally never seen apart and they just love each other so much it hurts

-Neville, who in 8th year has to kiss Theo during a game of truth or dare and doesn’t think it will affect him the way it does and it feels like he’s about to explode and he and Theo just keep kissing even after their friends tell them it’s ok to stop before leaving them to it and moving the game elsewhere

-Theo, who has never seen someone get so excited as Neville over plants, but loves his enthusiasm and helps him in the greenhouse and god how can someone just be so cute and lovable?

-Neville is insecure over his weight because he doesn’t think he’s beautiful, but Theo tells him that’s one of the things he loves him for, because he’s just so soft and warm and cuddly and oh my god

-Greg, who never got over Vincent’s death, but Draco, Pansy, Blaise and Theo help him to keep going and realize that Vincent would have wanted him to be happy and slowly heals

-Marcus, who doesn’t know how anyone could ever love him, and doesn’t know how he could love someone as much as he loves Oliver

-Oliver who helps Marcus realize his self-worth and that how does he not realize how amazing he is?? 

-just a big gay Hogwarts where everyone is gay and in love

Lol I have thought about these so much. Feel free to add anything if you want, these are just my Gay Hogwarts headcanons

Do you ever wonder how many geniuses had the misluck of being a woman? Because I do.

I look at Maria Skłodowska - Curie and I'm getting mad when people erase her polish heritage.

I look at Joan D'arc and how some people made her amour as a halloween costume. It makes me mad.

I look at my language books and I can't find woman's story. The first novel by polish woman was published in 1818. I look at her first book and I think how it is. Why we don't talk about her in polish classes? Her name was Klementyna Hoffmanowa

I think about Eliza Orzeszkowa, the only woman we talked about literature in years. Now I read "1984" by George Orwell. She published her last short story in 1910 but she started writing in 1886. Why do we talk about only one of her short stories? Because it was about war and it was patriotic?

I think about Wisława Szymborska, polish poet, who wrote many anthology of poetry and won Nobel Prize, who died in 2012 yet no man care about her.

I cry over Emilia Plater, young captain of polish army, who died in 1831. Who fought against armies of Russia, Austria and back then country we call now Germany.

Polish woman rights came in to life after the first world war. Polish women were losing their rights after getting married in some parts of Poland (Śląsk for example)

Woman back then fought for their rights, even felt good with the possibility of not making it. They screamed to be heard. The fought so hard and now Trump wants to destroy it. "I'm gonna to protect you?" he says yet it's him who is accused of sexual abuse.

We should be thankful for feminism because withou it no woman could speak at loud.

So yeah, I'm mad at Trad Wives but I also worry about them — how many give up their dreams for being stay-at-home mom and how many were forced to be a Trad wife because of more powerful man?

I identified as a woman my whole childhood and I think I still can relate to women's problems as I'm not a man.

There are thousands of womem without basic education, without way to get out, without hope and without confidence that they won't be punished.

Mormons, extraordinatory Christians — they all hate woman and her rights. They tell them that she is the weak one, that if she think by herself, she'll be punished. They tell them that their only purpose of life is being a mother, a wife and a man's toy to play with.

That's enough. I'm done with this and if I have to protest about not cancelling my rights then I will. I'm not a woman but I used to be.