In The Mood For Some Ghouls

mozzerella sticks

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UPDATE: since some of y’all were begging for the uncropped version of this… /lh /silly

imagine top surgery in the fallout universe

your options are like

a guy named sawbones jones living in a tent outside a radiation spill, claims he has performed the surgery once and that in general most of his patients survive

a robot named SURGBOT1778-C that hasn’t been turned on in 167 years at a medical research facility that had seventeen different scandals for inhumane treatment of staff and clients

Another Hancock post

this is for you cocknation! <3

First of all almost completely unrelated to the filth about to occur, I am a Hancock Short King supporter 100% this man is 5'5 at his tallest with the boots (and hat) on. John Hancock is just a small, squirrelly little man and I think that's sexy!

NSFW below the cut ofc

HEADcannons (lmao get it) anyway, Oral Sex! both AFAB and AMAB drabbles, fairly gender neutral wording otherwise? Uhhh I think John Hancock is a munch and idk what else to say...

Okay short kings almost always give great head, so give the man his goddamn credit. He may not tower over you (unless you're even tinier than he is, which would potentially drive him feral with how into that he could be) and he may not have the biggest dick in the wastes ( like 6 inch solid, average and appropriate; and he can fuckin slang that thing) but he does have a slightly longer than average tongue and a major oral fixation. that man will be between your legs as often as you'll let him. sometimes if he's really in a mood, you'll get him on his knees begging for it.

AFAB anatomy: lean back against the wall and rest a leg against his shoulder as he absolutely goes to town on you. he laps at you like a dog at water in this wasteland. he might just be convinced that any juice he can get from you might just be the elixer of life. or maybe he's just teasing himself to eat you whole, just like he always 'swears' he's gonna do when he pounces on you.

and listen I'm ngl guys, he gets a little nippy. this man might just bite at your thighs, his teeth printed nicely in your skin. he flicks his tongue rapidly over your clit, a teasing rush before he leans in and nips gently at the bud before lathing his tongue over your slit again and diving back in.

AMAB anatomy: brother let me tell you, its hard (ha) to keep his hands out of your pants and hands off of your junk. He wants you so bad its a little pathetic to be honest dude. Especially when you finally get home (be that back to Goodneighbor or whatever settlement y'all shack up in) cleaned up and ready to rest after your journeys. when you approach from cleaning yourself up, hair wet from washing, John is lounging on his couch in a robe, his hat still perched upon his head. there's a thin wisp of smoke slipping from between his teeth as he grins up at you lazily. He fully exhales as you sit and make yourself comfortable next to him, spreading out and letting gravity weigh you into the couch. For a brief moment, sinking into the sofa in a quiet room, eyes closed, you almost drifted off. not before the heat and gentle weight of John's body as he shifts and settles by your legs. You know what he's going for, so you shift and wiggle out of the loose pants you typically lounge in. the moment your cock is freed he's on it. long wide tongued licks, flicking the tip of his tongue across the slit at the tip. He's a big tease when he sucks dick, but honestly he doesn't even mean to be he's just enjoying himself. Like don't get him wrong, Hancock loves to get you off, but he also just really enjoys sucking dick (as long as its moderately fresh and clean. its the wasteland and all but he has some standards). anyway, he seriously is just drooling on it, taking it as deep in his throat as he can as he reaches to fondle with your balls as well. Hancock gives a good amount of attention to the balls, but nothing really scratches his brain like having you press him down on your cock as deep as you can as he tries to steady his breathing.

quite literally if you will let him, he will have your dick in his mouth about 85% of the time when you two aren't out making the commonwealth a better place.

OH!! additionally!! he loves to make out sloppy style with ur junk while giving head no matter what equipment you’ve got. literally kissing the tip or giving your clit a little sucking kiss, he loves it. it might honestly be his favorite place to kiss you if he has to be real with you

look at this dude

peak animal evolutionary progress

yellow slug moth caterpillar (olona sp. limacodidae) | source

i can't wait for fallout season 2 to come out so everyone can get mad because it's not how they wanted it

perhaps

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