Cameron: Help! I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up!

Cameron: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

Julian: Good. I hope you stay there for the rest of your life.

*Emma walks in*

Julian: oH mY gOD! CaMeRon, aRE yOu oKAy? wHAt happened tO yOu?

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Playing Twister

Lucie: James, right hand red

James: [ends up on top of Cordelia]

James: Okay, you’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?

Lucie: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago. Honestly, I’m surprised you didn’t notice sooner.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Tessa: I wonder where we will be in twenty years

Will: Dead

Tessa: Let’s think positive!

Jem: We will all have a nice house-

Will: … 6 feet under ground

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Charles: Whenever I’m mad at Matthew I tighten the lids on all of our jars so that he has to ask me for help…

*sound of glass shattering, screaming from distance*

Charles: It hasn’t worked yet…

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Zara: Once I asked Siri why I’m single

Zara: Then Siri opened the front camera

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I don’t think we thought this through very well…

Jem: I could’ve told you that ten fuck-ups ago.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Christopher: Matthew, what’s a metaphor?

Matthew: “My life is a train wreck”

Christopher: I know, but what’s a metaphor?

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Thomas: Where do you want to be in five years, Alastair?

Alastair: *under his breath* Hopefully in your bed

Thomas: What was that?

Alastair: I sAid HoPEFULLY DEAD!

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Jem: I just wish you would admit that you made a mistake

Will, stirring salt into his tea: No, I like it like this!

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