Literally Thought About This While I Was Working. Couldn't Stop Myself From Making It In Between Customers.

Watch: The most wonderful moment of joy came when he entered a Nazi guard bungalow.

Please?

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

My friend just. Didn't know where north was???

Lol, this is way to funny not to reblog!

I need to talk to you but I don’t want to walk over there so I’ll just stretch on over.

@perfect-melody (my friend from band) and I agree to this.

You have standards, they're not very high standards, but they're standards. :p

watch what you say to me

Thanks, Anon!

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Alright this is rly sad but here goes. I started doing my once-in-awhile bot purge from my followers list. And. I used to be able to just quickly scan and see the bots. They were the ones with default icons and generator-sounding names like "noun-girl-827". And if you weren't sure, you could click on the blog and it would be immediately obvious it was a bot because there's either just bad porn click bait, or nothing there.

Well. This time I had to give up immediately because I got like ten followers down the list and was having immense trouble figuring out who's a bot and who's real. Never ever used to see this but like 5/10 of the first few followers I checked on had just totally empty blogs. It wasn't until I'd already blocked 2 - assuming bots bc empty blogs - that I thought to check if they had any likes. And bam! There it was. All of their user activity.

We have people on this website now who have never reblogged a single post.

Y'all, I'm sure you're sick of seeing "you have to reblog thing" but you literally have to reblog things. That is how this website works. You understand that, right? How do you think the post you hit "like" on got in front of you? It wasn't because you liked enough things and Tumblrs algorithm figured out what you like enough to hand it to you. It's because you followed someone, a human person, who reblogged that post. And it came from another person who also reblogged it.

You are killing this website by refusing to interact with it in the way that makes it better than the other websites you ran from to come here.

Anyway, I'm sure you're all nice people, but I'm not going to play the "bot or not" game if you have an empty blog I'm going to block you.

Omg one time when I was working at my job, I heard Last Christmas being sung by Jimmy Eats World. I thought it was fine at first, and then he started singing, and I cringed so hard when I heard him lowering the notes at "but the very next day", instead of at "you gave it away". It makes it sound awkward when he sings the rest of the verse.

an incomplete taxonomy of christmas music

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on