Ha America

cop: we’re looking for a suspect in a convenience store robbery

other cop: have you seen this person? [hands me a surveillance photo]

me: I’m the robber

cop: I’m the cash register

other cop: I’m the vape cartridge display on the counter

me: haha… [shoves stolen money deeper into my pocket]

Everytime We Touch (Slow) | Cascada 

Friendly reminder that if your furry friends get scared In thunderstorms you should try and comfort them or better yet get them a thunder coat, or just hug them really tight, whatever you do remember that they have feelings too and if you can help them, do.

This probably beat the record for the number of anime referenced in one episode

Barry: I’ll run at super speed and save the team, Superman won’t be able to see me

Barry realising Superman has super speed too:

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

Milk in a cookie cup

all of them

I want to put ALL OF THESE in my portfolio and I’m having a hard time giving two fucks about who might care because they are my favorites

…tell me your thoughts anyway? Which ones?