My Seanoning

Harrison Wood Hsiang

feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year

the dubious philosophy of salmon

Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

#me when i am possum #and it is night

When the house 🏠 lights 🏮 all go dark 🕶️ Shuffle 🔀 on 🔛down ⬇️ to the park 🏞️ Spent 😵 stars ⭐️ in the winter ❄️ sky 🌠 Days of refuge in short 🩳 supply

All you 🤟 parasites 🪱 climb 🧗 aboard 🛳️ All you 🤟 vagabonds🦝 praise 👏 the Lord 👑

When the compost pile 💩 grows 📈 high 👠 Climb 🧗‍♂️ to the top 🔝 if I try Long ⏳⌛️haul truckers 🚛 still 🧍‍♀️ wide awake 👀 Guard💂‍♀️ their pathways🛤️ for Jesus' sake. All you 😀 garbage ♻️ trucks 🚚 to the curb 🛣️ True sons 👦👦 of the living word 🆕 Try not 🙅‍♂️ to get stuck ☹️ in the intake vent Grow 💗 fat, and grow 💗 old👴, and go blind, 🧑‍🦯‍➡️and be content 😌

All your pack 🧳 dogs 🐕 have your say 🗣️ Let me just find 🔍 my own way ↕️ Moon 🌙 in the trees 🌳 my guide 🦮 Walk 👣 with my 😀 jaw 🦈 hinged wide Once 🔂 more ➕ unto the breach Safe 🦺 in the spots 🐄 that the light 🕯️ can't reach

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating