IM SCREAMING

Can you tell me a shark fact too?

I'm so glad you asked, person who ACTUALLY isn't my alternate account!

The way that hammerhead sharks' heads are shaped (and the placement of their eyes) allows for them to have 360° vision, and yet they aren't able to see directly in front of them

Super quick ford doodle

why, when I lay on my left side, does the left half of my face go numb?

truly, I'm gagged

The Great Gatsby is hilarious because the general impression I get from it is "also he's gay but don't you f***** mention anything about it or else I'll break your legs"

What if I had an OC and she was a pokemon trainer and (secretly) she was just me but if my life went right for once (if pokemon were real)

My sister and I teamed up in an unlikely alliance to create this monstrosity.

we don't know how to decorate cakes

If highschool doesn't kill me, I will.

The first half of the school year always stresses me out because what do you mean I have to go through this all again??

Second half of the year is fine, it's 'yippee!! school's almost over!!'

First half is a nightmare because I feel like I've gone back in time and have to repeat school.

I just feel like I've gone nowhere and will continue to go nowhere and it's horrible and stressful and I hate it

The craziest plot twist ever in The Great Gatsby happened at least once every chapter

the takeaway is that detailing a cake using a plastic bag with a hole cut in it is actually hard

My sister and I teamed up in an unlikely alliance to create this monstrosity.

we don't know how to decorate cakes