System Possession AU - Masterpost

Okay but is this just me?

Like, I wanna go to bars and pick up drunk people, but not to frick-frack? Like, I wanna head to this drunk person and be like “hey wanna come back to my place?”

Then just take them back in my car, and proceed to pamper them and be really nice? Like give them a massage and a good talk about how they’re doing, then send them off to bed in my spare room and make breakfast for them so when they go they can do it happy and satisfied??

Or talk to them about the dangers of just going home with random people and give them my number and be like, “if you need anyone, I’m here,” and then they can come to mine when they’re sad and read books and curl up on a beanbag or watch movies?? And there would be chocolate too?

bugs is…. shrimp????

i love. .. demon houseband and 2 braincells peak lord 

If Joe Biden wins Antifas will overthrow the suburbs.

seems legit-

If Joe Biden wins Black Lives Matter will loot our savior Donald Trump. 

But, like, he doesn’t even have any money anyway?

It's now safe and warm with some hazelnuts

Can’t believe Nüwa is a Shadowpeach fan (Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU )

(Yes I know she doesn’t need other beings to create life but let me dream of those two idiots being biological dads of the chaos baby)

P.1: First Arc

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9

Extras: A Future Scenario - PIF finds out

P.2: Week 1 and 2

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9

P.3: Training montage

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6

Extras: Family dinner

P:4: Un-divorce arc

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10

Extras: Spicynoodle bit

P.5: More than a successor

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11

P.6: Training Arc 2, Electric Boogaloo

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12

Extras:

P.7: Full Moon Eclipse

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13

P.8: A Dark, Long Night

Arc 1: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12

Arc 2: 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 21 - 22

So we might have an issue we still have 20+ chapters until the end of the story but Tumblr doesn't allow more than 100 links on one post so CLICK HERE to see the MASTERPOST PART 2 of the AU with also the Part 9

Bingge trying to ✨Threateningly Abduct✨ Shen Yuan, and failing because Shen Yuan is just... So STOKED to meet another Binghe superfan??

SY: Sir, your cosplay is amazing??? Is that a wig or - oh! It's real???!

LBH: ...

SY: How do you do the claw effects with your - oh! You can do the huadian!! Is it LEDs? Some kind of Lazer pointer? How do you get it to show up like that!???

LBH: ... he li di...?

SY: Oh! You even remembered the slight nick in Xin Mo's scabbard from chapter 2893!

LBH: ... begging shizun's pardon, this disciple should take better care of his things...

SY: you do roleplay too??? COOL,, um, I think, um, well,, .I don't usually talk about this it's kinda cringe but I also..., have some, roleplay accounts😳😖🫣🫣🫣🫣

LBH: ,return with me, to my palace, and I will show you the meaning of 🌶️💦🍆🍑 roleplay.

SY: oh my god yes we can hang out do u wanna come see my merch collection?? I have every single vinyl standee, plus most of the first edition plushies, tho I admit I'm still looking for a limited edition bingpup, do you wanna come see ???

LBH: Very Well, show me this Merch Collection...

more drawing break sketches hehe

anyway i was listening to lullaby for a princess and i really went 'haha what if yqy and sqq were celestia and luna'

Omg XD

Izuku: Comes down into the main room* Oh, hey everyone! Hi, Kacchan!

Katsuki, bleary eyed and barely keeping his eyes open: Ah fuck it’s Deku. Quick someone get him out of here

Eijiro: Wait, why?

Katsuki: Can’t you see I’m not in the fucking mood-

Denki: But why though? I’m honestly confused aren’t you gonna shout at him?

Jirou: *snorts* that’s not new

Denks: Shut up!

*Izuku starts crying*

Katsuki: Holy shit are you kidding me-

Izuku: No, no, that’s not it. I’ve finally realised something

Katsuki: Wait... come on someone get him the fuck away come on I’ll pay you-

Izuku: The answer was so, so simple

Katsuki: ah fuck

Izuku: Kacchan can’t get angry when he’s sleepy!

Everyone:

Izuku: That’s why he always gets es to bed so early and we can never see him past 8! It’s why he’s never once fallen asleep in class! It’s been staring me in the face this whole time I feel so stupid-

Katsuki: *shaky smile as he starts sweating profusely* I swear to god what the fuck is he tslking about this damn nerd-

Eijirou: no, no, he’s got a point, keep talking Midoriya

Katsuki: *bolts*

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom