Some Time Ago I Introduced The Phrase "food Pact" To My Friends As A Shorthand For "i'll Go Make And

"you'll pay for this" - me as a cashier

do you accept ominous pinafore dresses?

Official ominous pinafore dress

Watch out. There's chasms out there

shoutout to the childish bitterness when ur friends are all enjoying a new game/show/fandom that you know isnt to your tastes but you still feel left out. like its not their fault and its not your fault but you WILL be having a silent tantrum about it for the forseeable future.

Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

having a vitriolic argument with a difficult person and "tip: you can meow if you don't know what to say" appears in my mind like the akira meme or perhaps green goblin

She looks very cute, but I am giving up on this piece I’m afraid-