Horrid Time To Be A Thirsty Little Information Sponge When 90% Of The Information Happening These Days

having a discussion ab slime gender presentation i will return with my findings soon

Love my spiral 🌀 #MySpiral

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

having a vitriolic argument with a difficult person and "tip: you can meow if you don't know what to say" appears in my mind like the akira meme or perhaps green goblin

"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"

“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

i dont give a FUCK any more man this has gone TOO far i'm deleting ALL the exclamation points from my work emails. that's right. i hope you have a good weekend. and no more than that