Yeah You Could Say I’m Doing Numbers On Tumblr. And That Numbers? One

The idea that birds are attracted to flashiness is so funny to me because imagine like

*Scene kid walks by*

*All birds in the vicinity immediately drop to the ground dazed, their faces bright red and their noses bleeding profusely*

Nyuuuuu th kitteh qwq

(Cat comes and sits on my lap)

+1 Cat

(I move the smallest amount imaginable)

-1 Cat

Based off of your four most recently used emojis, how will the start of the new year treat you?

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

Reblog to make it die faster

WE’RE GETTIN OUTTA THERE

your last saved fictional character is your cell mate in jail

well uh

@untamedcrusader @chaos-triangle @collie-kin

like and/or reblog to give an ai grifter a headache

The earth is a beautiful place

No ;w;

are u smarter? than a deers👉🦌