Macbunnyy - Molly

Me in the shower: *writes a novel, its prequel and 5 sequels in 6 different languages. The words flow perfectly. Its plot is intricate. The characters are complex and 3D. It's heartwarming and tear jerking. It's perfect. The flowers are blooming. The bees are saved. There is world peace.*

Me the second i leave the shower: h o w 2 eNgLiSH

Mr. Shark Appreciation Post. 💙🦈

me reading in front of the class

Mikey, on the phone with Splinter: Heeeey, dad, are you coming home soon?

Splinter: Uhm… I still have some errands to run. Why?

Mikey: Oh. No reason.

Leo, taking the phone from Mikey: Hi pops, everything’s fine. There’s no fire.

Splinter: Wait, is something on fire?

Leo: No I said there ISN'T a fire

Splinter: Let me talk to Red.

Leo: He’s a little busy.

Raph, in the background: No! don’t fan it, it makes it worse!

Splinter: Oh my god. What did you do to my kitchen?

Leo: Nothing! You go on with your errands. Take your time, maybe take some reference photos!

Splinter: Put Red on the phone!

Leo: Fine!

Raph, out of breath: Hey.

Splinter: What’s going on?!

Raph: Nothing. Everything is fine here. We’re watching TV and the oven sure isn’t on fire.

Splinter: I'm sorry WHAT

Raph: *Donnie's alarms in the background* Wow, that sure isn’t one of Donnie's alarms saying that there's a fire in the lair.

Donnie, in the background: HANG UP!

87/03, 12 and 18 Splinters' backstories in that order. No I will not elaborate