No One:

Mikey, on the phone with Splinter: Heeeey, dad, are you coming home soon?

Splinter: Uhm… I still have some errands to run. Why?

Mikey: Oh. No reason.

Leo, taking the phone from Mikey: Hi pops, everything’s fine. There’s no fire.

Splinter: Wait, is something on fire?

Leo: No I said there ISN'T a fire

Splinter: Let me talk to Red.

Leo: He’s a little busy.

Raph, in the background: No! don’t fan it, it makes it worse!

Splinter: Oh my god. What did you do to my kitchen?

Leo: Nothing! You go on with your errands. Take your time, maybe take some reference photos!

Splinter: Put Red on the phone!

Leo: Fine!

Raph, out of breath: Hey.

Splinter: What’s going on?!

Raph: Nothing. Everything is fine here. We’re watching TV and the oven sure isn’t on fire.

Splinter: I'm sorry WHAT

Raph: *Donnie's alarms in the background* Wow, that sure isn’t one of Donnie's alarms saying that there's a fire in the lair.

Donnie, in the background: HANG UP!

learning that splinter used to be an attractive young action star who dated multiple women, went racing and enjoyed his youthful celebrity life

finding out splinter later found love with some random woman he had never met before, developing a strong and sensual relationship, and later planning to propose to her only for her to betray him and trap him in a death arena forcing him to fight for years. and then said death arena getting to be so taxing and exhausting for Splinter that he swore off fighting and later grew to understand the value of protecting those who are innocent only to once again see his body and DNA used to create violent experiments that will most likely endure the same pain and hardships he did, so he breaks out and saves them only to be mutated at the last minute thanks to an explosion he had no control over. and how the series makes it explicitly obvious that he still misses his human days of being loved and adored to the point where even the battle nexus can sometimes be a pleasant memory for him and he still misses the woman who trapped him in the battle nexus for years and refused to let him leave and enjoy life once more. and yet despite all of this he’s still loving and supportive of his family and feels no ill towards his children, often trying to do what he can to make him happy and making self sacrificial choices for their happiness and safety because he loves them that much and rottmnt splinter is just so good guys

My youtube feed got full of April hate in only a few hours and I'm already so tired.

Will there be someone disagreeing with my opinion? Who knows✨

me, at 4:00 am, being utterly shocked and flabbergasted seeing Mando without his helmet for the first time despite having known what Pedro Pascal looks like for years:

I had a dream that they changed the material handcuffs were made of to this metallic gold colour and people kept trying to get arrested in sonic cosplay so they could, quote, “get those rings” and it was the hottest craze on the internet for a solid two months and basically every location in the western world banned sonic cosplays and sonic ended up being a symbol for anarchist ideology.

Okay so I think @lavendertowne ‘s style is so cute and I attempted to recreate it cause really, it’s too good not to tbh

Yeah, but I love lavendertowne’s YouTube channel and if you haven’t seen any of her videos you should definitely check her out!! :>

hook line sinker

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