the thing is right…… like.. hear me out right… the raven….. the raven by edgar allan poe.. it slaps……….
Americana Moodboard: The Southwest
shane madej sort of respecting ghosts in buzzfeed unsolved: supernatural season 4
I was having a normal conversation with someone, except every noun was replaced with the word “microwave”.
I was walking down Michigan Avenue with my girlfriend. It was a cloudy day, much to be expected in our town. The skies rumbled, letting out angry bursts of thunder. We hurried up and I accidentally walked into someone. They turned to look at me. It’s Chris Evans. Amazed, I call my friend to tell her of this momentous occasion. Before I can say anything, she asks, “Is he the Thiccest Chris?” I turn to look at him. The skies darken and my girlfriend disappears. I sit in silence as the world collapses in on me. Forever echoing in my head, I hear, “Is he the Thiccest Chris?”
my name is alex i’m a genderfluid trans man and i’m at the point in my life where i’m ready to start my transition but i’m unable to do so until i move away from my unsupportive family. any amount helps immensely. please reblog this if you can
i don’t know if the tumblr ‘share’ thing works, but i live in the pacific northwest and my brother has dropped his two kitties in my lap because he’s irresponsible. i only have a small, one room apartment that i share with my husband and our two kitties, and i just don’t have the room. they’re so sweet, but i can’t keep them and i don’t want to have to take them to the pound. if you can’t help, please please PLEASE REBLOG because maybe one of your followers can!
this is koko, he’s a snuggly chubster who likes to sit like a person or prop himself up on a pillow to watch tv when it’s on. he’s also very fond of snacks. too fond, you might say. i think he’s five years old. maybe six?
this is willow. his favorite place is under a bed or in front of a mirror to contemplate the nature of his existence. like many great philosophers, he’s very quiet and thoughtful. when he does speak, he sounds like a squeaky toy and he is the softest thing to grace this whole damn planet.
also he has jiggly belly chub that’s fun to play with because he used to weigh a billion pounds. i think he’s eight or nine.
buzzfeed unsolved expectations: I wanna find some proof. This whole house is an entity. It really keeps you up at night. The horror…returns!
buzzfeed unsolved reality: fuck you goatman! rock and roll buckaroo! where’s my holy water? hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy. wHy Is pAm lItTlE?
my cat, kitty, went missing on tuesday, april 10th, 2018. i’ve had her since she was five weeks old. she has been one of my biggest comforts in life when things got really bad and i don’t know if i can handle being without her right now. if you or someone you know lives near gulf breeze, navarre, midway, or pensacola in florida, PLEASE tell them to be on the look out for my cat!!! i REALLY want her home.
-catpats
me: i hate clichés!!! stop doing clichés in movies and books!!!!
also me: let's read this 50k fake dating with bed sharing, reluctant cuddling, friends to lovers with a side of comedy and mid angst au of my otp for the 2384849 time
me: *is literally drowning in school projects due this week*
me@myself: okay but what about continuing that angsty shyan multi-chaptered au
me: shit u right
We are truly in the upside down when teenagers act like adults and adults act like 5 year old children who don’t want to hand over something thats extremely dangerous.
The Scandalous Murder of William Desmond Taylor
No, that’s not how this is going down.
If it feels like you’re fighting battles on every side, you’re not alone. The struggle is terrifyingly real. But we can still make this year the best possible version of 2018 it can be. There’s a new opportunity to restore strong net neutrality protections: The Congressional Review Act.
What is the Congressional Review Act?
The CRA lets the House and Senate repeal administrative laws—rules and regulations set by governmental agencies—with a simple majority in both houses. The resolutions can’t be blocked by leadership, amended, or filibustered.
This congress has used the CRA more than any other to overturn regulations that protect vulnerable people and the environment, but this time we can use it for a good purpose—to reverse the FCC’s decision and restore net neutrality.
We just need #OneMoreVote
Battle For The Net has secured commitments from 50 senators. One more and we can take this fight to the House. These are the targets:
John Kennedy (Louisiana) | 202-224-4623 | Email
John McCain (Arizona) | 202-224-2235 | Email
Orrin Hatch (Utah) | 202-224-5251 | Email
Dean Heller (Nevada) | 202-224-6244 | Email
If you live in these states, we need you. Even if you don’t, you can still help the cause.
Tell them to support the “Resolution of Disapproval” and overturn the FCC’s December 14 “Restoring Internet Freedom” vote.
This is enough. Ajit Pai has already succeded MULTIPLE TIMES and you can expect the full removal of net neutrality on APRIL 23RD OF THIS YEAR. We can still contact our senators, we can still fight as hrd as we can, but even though 23 states are suposedly suing for the repeal of this, we need to help it along.
And the list goes on and on and on. I have frienda who have to make their livings through commissions and working online because of multiple health issues. I have friends trying to publish books, post art, post voice acting snippets that will not be seen without these laws.
Please support Net Neutrality and contact your senators!!! This is so important to everyone you know, AND WE JUST NEED ONE SENATOR TO TURN THE TIDE!!!
the kids from captain underpants are teenagers now and also attend my highschool
You asked us to dance. Suffer the consequences… (via Ryan’s Twitter)
me reading in front of the class
Shane and Ryan impersonating/mocking each other: a compilation.
The Haunted Halls Of Waverly Hills Hospital
*jump cut* how long am i staying down here?
you think women are weak? women are forged of iron. my body, it has bled and blazed and broken and yet it beats on. i am iron, a little rusted perhaps but still, i endure.
I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”
I found a Switch game called “Luigi Cries Alone in His Basement”. The boxart showed a basement with bare wooden furniture and cardboard boxes near the walls, all dimly lit with blue light. In the center was Luigi sitting on a cardboard box, sobbing into the palms of his hands, facing away from the camera. I was so upset that I cried as well.
Deadpool was wearing a Hello Kitty mask and stared at me until I woke up.
I planted a carrot and it sprouted into a very large Bigfoot who spoke German. I could see subtitles whenever he talked and at one point he stood over me repeating “Was ohr.” I woke up really confused and a bit scared.
You’re insufferable. ↳requested by anonymous
Okay so I think @lavendertowne ‘s style is so cute and I attempted to recreate it cause really, it’s too good not to tbh
Yeah, but I love lavendertowne’s YouTube channel and if you haven’t seen any of her videos you should definitely check her out!! :>