Help This Video Was The Most Specific Callout Of All Time

just wrote a gay fanfic in latin. 9/10 can reccomend. might share it here later. depends on how i feel.

Romeo and Juliet as Things I've Heard/Said This Week

Romeo - "i'm in a state of emotional paralysis and lord does it suck"

Juliet - "yeah i'm definitely missing something; it's probably my neurodivergency ngl"

Mercutio - "ty's drinking pizza sauce" "HELP?' "and it's yummy omnomnom"

Benvolio - "girl, shut your white trash cracker ass up TT"

Friar Laurence - "if there is one person you can talk to judgement-free, it's me"

Count Paris - "i'm so nice go out w/ me" "no, thanks" "YOU STUPID WHORE I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY, YOU'RE UGLY, NICE GUYS ALWAYS FINISH LAST"

Tybalt - "LIKE BITCH I KNOW YOU SAW ME"

some lady said the shakespeare one looks like a minalima edition and i cant argue with that

that feeling when you bring eight tragedies along to a family friend's destination wedding trip.

i got my girlypop greatest tragedies o shakespeare and my theban plays

i regret nothing.

My hot take of the day is that a loooot of the “twists” people add to performances of Romeo and Juliet are actually just Troilus and Cressida.

“I’m staging R+J but the central conflict has actual political implications, it’s not just a pointless feud” That’s Troilus and Cressida.

“R+J but they’re both adults” so, Troilus and Cressida.

“We’re adding a queer romance to R+J” like the one in Troilus and Cressida?

“R+J, but with a bigger ensemble cast” Troilus and C-

bencutio for your soul

Being asexual but then also having Mercutio as my favorite character is the real struggle

Rip Mercutio, you would’ve loved Madonna

If I had a nickel for every time Ben Cook smacked someone with a rolled up newspaper in a musical, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

still reminiscing over the one boy in english 1 who whispered 'is mercutio gay?' to me while watching 1.4 in the 1968 romeo and juliet movie. still cant get over the fact that i said yes.

The reaction of the Danish after seeing milions of warriors, all wielding weapons made entirely out of garlic bread, & riding dragons, fly in & attack Copenhagen.