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Can I request the Twst first years with an S/O who is kinda shy, quiet, doesn't really talk much... but she is obsessed with meat?

Like, smells a barbecue a mile away and is there waiting with a plate before they can ask "who wants what?". Do not let her try a bite of your steak she will eat the whole thing (she'll pay you back obviously, she's just bad at stopping cause meat is so yummy). If any kind of meat is involved in the conversation that earlier shyness is gone and she's talking a mile a minute. Stuff like that?

FIRST YEARS X READER

Where are you crazy about meat

Where you are a shy and quiet girl until a piece of meat appears… and you become completely crazy and passionate. How would our first-year boys react?

Deuce Spade

Deuce always thought you were a super sweet and quiet person. He appreciated how quiet you were, because around him, he felt he could relax without the need to talk too much.

But everything changed the day you went out to lunch together.

He ordered a regular plate, but you… you ordered the largest portion of meat they had in the cafeteria.

As soon as it was served, you grabbed your cutlery with fierce and began devouring it like it was your last meal.

Deuce's eyes widened, his fork halfway to his mouth.

"W-Wait… you always eat like this?"

He couldn't help but stare at you in shock.

The way you had transformed from a quiet girl into a meat-eating machine was simply breathtaking.

From that moment on, he began making sure you had the best meat at every meal.

If he saw another plate had a bigger piece, he'd discreetly switch plates without you noticing.

"Ah… this one had more meat, so you have it."

Although he still can't get over the shock of seeing your transformation every time you eat, he secretly finds it adorable.

Ace Trappola

The first time he saw you eat meat was… an eye-opening experience.

You were in the cafeteria. Up until that moment, Ace saw you as the quiet girl in the group, the one who always listened more than she spoke.

But then, the chef brought a huge steak to the table. And the moment you saw it…

Your eyes shone with the intensity of a thousand suns.

Without hesitation, you grabbed your cutlery with impressive speed and began cutting the meat with the precision of a surgeon.

In a matter of seconds, you had devoured the first bite.

Ace blinked. Then he looked at you. Then he looked at the meat.

"Wait… WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SHY AND CUTE GIRLFRIEND?"

It didn't take him a second to start laughing.

"IT'S LIKE YOU ACTIVATED A SECRET MODE MAN"

From that moment on, Ace turned your love of meat into his personal entertainment.

"What if I put a steak in front of you and then move it away? Would you attack me, darling?"

He annoys you only because he finds it hilarious to see you transform as soon as meat enters the scene.

But deep down, he also makes sure you get the best bites.

Of course he'd never admit it.

"Hey, I just happened to order two pieces of steak, but I'm not that hungry… Do you want 'em ?"

(That's his way of saying he likes seeing you happy.)

Epel Felmier

At first, he thought you were shy and elegant, the kind of person Vil always praises for her grace and refinement.

But when he saw how you devoured a steak without hesitation, he almost spit out his apple juice.

"Damn...! Do you always eat like this?"

After the initial shock, he found it incredibly cool that you weren't afraid to enjoy food. As someone who grew up in a village where home-cooked food is key, he decided he had to impress you.

"In Harveston, we know how to cook meat like the gods. Let me show you how it's done."

Since then, whenever he gets the chance, he cooks you dishes using traditional recipes from his village. If you try his food and enjoy it, he'll try to act like he doesn't mind too much, but his face will turn red with pride.

"Heh, sure, it's only natural that I turn out well… but if you want more, just lemme know, and I'll make more tomorrow."

If you don't eat with such enthusiasm one day, he'll worry. "Hey, are you okay? If you're not hungry, something's wrong."

Sharing food is important to him, so seeing you happy with what he's cooking makes him feel special.

Jack Howl

When Jack discovered your love for meat, his first thought was, "She has good eating habits."

As someone who watches his diet very carefully for training, he appreciates that you also eat enough protein.

As soon as you took a bite, all your shyness disappeared.

Your eyes lit up, your posture changed, and you began to talk passionately about how delicious the meat was.

"This is amazing! The texture, the flavor, everything is perfect!"

Jack simply fell silent, surprised to see you suddenly talking so much.

"…So this is the real you, huh?"

Far from being bothered, he finds it extremely cool. He likes seeing how happy you get when you eat meat, so from that moment on, he started buying you beef jerky as a little gift.

Without hesitation, he gets up in the cafeteria and orders more for you.

When he returned with the extra plate and placed it in front of you, he simply said,

"Eat. There's no reason to be hungry."

Plus, if you ever train together, he'll tell you he'll buy you some meat as a reward. He really does.

"You ran well today. Let's get some meat as a reward."

Sebek Zigvolt

Sebek already considered you a noble and dignified person because of your reserved and respectful attitude.

But the day he saw your love for meat…

"EXCELLENT!"

Instead of being surprised or scared, he was moved. To him, your love for meat is a sign of strength!

"THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE! A TRUE WARRIOR EATS WITHOUT FEAR!"

Every time you go out to eat, he'll order the largest portion available.

And if you try to say it's not necessary, he'll slam the table firmly.

"DON'T HOLD BACK! A STRONG PERSON NEEDS TO EAT WELL!"

From then on, every time you eat together, he'll make sure you get a decent portion.

"Waiter! Another plate for my beloved! It's undignified to leave her hungry!"

(Sebek, you don't have to yell at the poor waiter 😭.)

The first time you tasted the meat he cooked for you, you almost cried with joy. Sebek took it as a sign that it was the best meat in the world.

"I KNEW IT! BRIAR VALLEY FOOD IS SUPERIOR!"

Now he's convinced that your love of meat is a virtue worthy of respect.

"I'M PROUD TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND LIKE YOU!"

what has this man witnessed

Floyd found them in the trash and shared a pair with his favourite gremlin in crime ~