The Only Valid Thief Is A Magpie.

Nope, not risking angering Madame Zeroni.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Dropkicks him down the stairs affectionately

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

Ancient history. Am excellent study into the science of hats.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

YES! MY PRECIOUS BOY HAS DONE IT! LETS GOOOOOOO!

WE FUCKING WON TOTODILE FANS WE FUCKING WON!!!!!!

oh god since this blew up uhhhh here's my art blog @maris-ocs, I have a a ton of cool art there, please check it out!!!

Continue✨ Keep going✨

This is a mood that resonates deeply with me.

random internet person: i dont think this is a spoiler, so ill post it without a warning

post: *is literally a screenshot from a new season*

me: