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things you didn’t know about the Bye Bye Man that make it sound even more like a fake movie than it already does:

the bye bye man has an animal sidekick. it looks like it’s a dog made of raw ground beef. 

a real and actual power that the bye bye man has is the ability to cause erectile dysfunction

when the bye bye man shows up, you hear the toot toot of a train. no reason is given for this. toot toot.

there are college students who own a house phone

faye dunaway is there

there is a character named Mr. Daisy. he uses the phrase “handsome boys.”

the bye bye man is shown in the library. he’s not cast in shadow or anything. he’s just there. he has some books. i can’t remember if we hear a toot toot when it cuts to him, but i like to think we did.

the bye bye man has long long touchin fingers

can you imagine hooking up with someone and the bye bye man broke your genitals. you would have to say “i am sorry i cannot get aroused the booboo man did a witchcraft on my peepee”

toot toot

a little messy but oh well

She’s looking out for you today

Three. More. Days.

Prepare for the end, bois.

Can't wait for the 17th. It'll be like birds migrating for winter.

Unless... Get this, get this, the @staff finally come to their senses (or start feeling human emotion for once), stop kissing up on Apple's (or whoever at this point) ass to get their app back up on the web store (a free to download application that others mostly use on a computer anyway), and return to their former glory: To being an ADULT WEBSITE.

WHERE ADULTS FELT SAFE TO FREELY POST THEIR CONTENT BECAUSE CHILDREN WEREN'T EVEN ALLOWED TO BE ON HERE.

Goddamn. I've never hated an app more than Tumblr.

Yeah, not even TikTok (Musical.ly) was hated this much by me.

#TeamLeavingforTwitter

Updates to Tumblr’s Community Guidelines

Today we announced some big updates to our Community Guidelines and what kind of content is permitted on Tumblr. Adult content will no longer be allowed here. While we do not judge anyone for their desire to post, engage with, or view this stuff, it is time for us to change our relationship with it.

We expect you may have some questions on how this will affect you, and we’re here to make sure those questions get answered.

When does the new policy take effect?

Our new Community Guidelines will go into effect on December 17, 2018.

Newly uploaded content flagged as adult will no longer be allowed on Tumblr. We’ll also begin flagging and removing existing adult content with the ultimate goal of removing as much of it as we can.

What is considered adult content?

Adult content primarily includes photos, videos, or GIFs that show real-life human genitals or female-presenting nipples, and any content—including photos, videos, GIFs and illustrations—that depicts sex acts.

What is still permitted?

Examples of exceptions that are still permitted are exposed female-presenting nipples in connection with breastfeeding, birth or after-birth moments, and health-related situations, such as post-mastectomy or gender confirmation surgery. Written content such as erotica, nudity related to political or newsworthy speech, and nudity found in art, such as sculptures and illustrations, are also stuff that can be freely posted on Tumblr.

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New rule: All memes must now be posted in the form of brain teasers

Found from this user, Typealyzer actually 90% accurate when it comes to my personality. :)

If you don’t think I love bowser with every fiber of my being then you are mistaken

Updated Memes via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zUWsHZ